I recently switched from using mayonnaise to using butter for making grilled cheese sandwiches. My wife said she liked them more with the butter, but kindly asked me if it was more work this way?
I answered: "It is, but only margarinely more."
Note: this really happened.
How do you kindly ask for a cops help?
People didn't take too kindly to the invention of the guillotine.
In-fact, heads were rolling.
What do you say to a kindly judge in the old west?
A kindly sheep just moved next door
What kind of bird doesn’t know the words to their own song?
What kind of music do planets listen to?
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?
What is the smelliest kind of ox?
What's the best kind of jokes to tell while on quarantine?
It’s kind of sad that Christianity, Judaism, and Islam have been fighting each other for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
My 7 year old daughter's contribution: What kind of cookies do they have at the airport?
Does every sentence have to mention some kind of vegetable?
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite kind of jokes.
But they’re sometimes a solid number 2.
What kind of bra would you get for a mermaid?
What kind of tree is the best for blocking water?
A one of a kind Boob pic.
What kind of animals do gen Z have on their farms?
What kind of chairs do they use in Ireland?
What kind of car does a Jedi drive.....
What kind of flower has a mouth?
What kind of sick bird breaks the law?
An ill eagle
(Credit to my first grader 😊)
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What's an Amish's favorite kind of raisin?
What kind if vegetable makes you sad?
What kind of people hate toast?
People who are lactoast intolerant.
My wife asked me what kind of hero Black Panther is.
I replied, "He's a real Chad."
What kind of ailment is having a gluten allergy known as?
Being Lack-Toast intolerant
What kind of doctor checks ghost poo?
What kind of dinosaur drives a car?
What kind of bees produce milk?
What kind of music do fish like to listen to?
What kind of music does Mufasa’s brother like?
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
So two wind turbines are standing in a field when one asks the other ‘what kind of music do you like?’
The second replies ‘I’m a big metal fan’
Courtesy of my 10 year old!
Which kind of car problem is worse:
"Hey man so I was walking trough the forest yesterday and I came across this complete freak. He was laughably tall and thin and wore a suit in the woods like a weirdo. I'm certain he's some kind of psycho stalker."
What kind of house can you pick up?
A lighthouse
From my 7 year old.
Whit kind of car does Bilbo Baggins drive?
What kind of music do chiropractors like?
What kind of eggs does an evil chicken lay?
It doesn't matter how kind you are,
German children are kinder.
What kind of fish has a medical degree?
What kind of exercise do dishes do?
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
What kind of cars do ghosts drive?
There are 10 kinds of people
- People who know binary
- People who don't
What kind of fruit can't get married?
What kind of socks do Panda bears wear?
None, they have bear feet.
What kind of sword was made to rescue?
What kind of fish has two knees?
I received all kinds of spices for my birthday, but I don't cook. I think...
What kind of eggs does an evil chicken lay?
What kind of shoes does a frog wear?
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