There are 10 types of people in the world:
Those who know binary and those who don't.
I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B negative 🤷🏼♀️
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
My dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type.
He kept insisting we "be positive", but it's just so hard without him.
I wasn't close to my father when he died.
Which is lucky 'cos he stepped on a land mine
What type of key makes it harder to unlock your front door?
What are the two types of sport potatoes
A common-tater and a speck-tater
What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
What type of fish tastes great with custard?
A pastor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank, and the nurse asks what blood type they are.
The rabbit says, “I’m probably a Type-O”
What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?
There are only 3 types of people..
- People who can count
- People who can’t
What type of egg did the evil chicken lay
What type of fish only comes out at night?
What type of milk did Moses put in his coffee?
What type of undies do elephants prefer?
What type of sandwich did the philosopher get
What type of music do surfers like?
What's a frog's favourite type of mechanical fastener?
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
What type of poo smells good?
What type of coffee, does a zombie hate?
What type of music do cool rabbits listen to?
What’s the most disgusting type of nut?
A friend of mine thinks he's an expert on tree types.
He refers to himself as a conifer
What type of insect can't stop vomiting?
There’s a city where all the people have the same blood type
The capital of Taiwan. They’re all Taipai.
What type of fruit can’t run away and get married?
Starting next week, I'm going to dress as a different type of bread every day.
What is the best type of music to listen to on Christmas eve?
What did the Italian dad say when his family asked him what type of eel he caught on vacation.
I've often found that dad jokes are best enjoyed with my favorite type of tea:
What type of music are balloons scared of?
A brand new type of tea!
There's a new type of tea that changes colour, plays 8-bit tunes and even makes the whole room you're in fill the air with its contents.
It's called hue-midi-tea.
What type of doctor is always ready to go to the hospital?
What's Mario and Luigi's favourite type of overalls?
What is the biggest type of bed ?
The sea bed.
(Courtesy of my 6 year old.)
What’s an avocados favorite type of music?
What is Mario's favorite type of fabric?
What type of car does Vlad Dracula drive?
What's the heaviest type of tea?
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HHHHAAANNNDDDDDD EEEYYYYEEEE
There are 10 types of people:
Those who know binary and those who don't
What is Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?
There are 3 types of people in this world:
Those who can count and those who cannot.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
What type of fruit Must get married in a Church?
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison.
Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
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