There are two types of people
- Those who can extrapolate conclusions from incomplete data.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison.
Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
I listen to every type of music except heavy metal
Because heavy metals are toxic.
(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)
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︎ Dec 15 2020
You know what type of pants Mario and Luigi wear?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What are a kidnappers favourite type of shoes?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
They say there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
I think that's Booleshit.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
There are 3 types of people in this world
Those who can count and those who can't
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What type of magazines do cows read?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
What type of car do cats like to drive?
A Catillac.
Yep, pretty ridiculous. π
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︎ Jan 21 2021
What type of music are you into?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
What type of writing is "The Raven?"
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︎ Jan 16 2021
What type of flower is the best at math?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What type of phone does David Berkowitz use?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Two wind turbines stood in a field one wind turbine asks the other wind turbine "What type of music do you like?" The other wind turbine replies..
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Storks bring babies, but do you know what type of birds prevent babies?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
"There are five types of people..." *holds up two fingers *
Those who understand roman numerals, and those who don't...
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︎ Jan 11 2021
There are 2 types of people: 1) people who make inferences over low amounts of information
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︎ Dec 14 2020
What type of portal collects things?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
I've come up with a list of the top 10 types of specialized chairs
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What is Good King Wenceslasβs favourite type of pizza?
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Whatβs Whitney Houstonβs favourite type of coordination?
HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What is the most honest type of pasta?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
My friend always told me to try different types of tea instead of drinking only Earl Grey.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
What is the largest type of bar?
a Bus Bar
random thought while being passed by a bus.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What type of motorcycle does Santa ride?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
A windmill asked the other windmill what his favorite type of music is.
The other windmill replied "I'm a big metal fan"
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︎ Oct 23 2020
There's a new type of broom out
Its sweeping the nation and the competition
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Why do some types of healthcare professionals only care about themselves?
Because they're nurse assists.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What type of music do windmills like?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What type of bees make milk?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
What type of writing makes everyone laugh?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
What's the cheapest type of meat?
Deer testicles. They're under a buck!
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Proud dad moment - Dad what type of sandpaper does the dog use?
Woof ones
5 year old daughters joke, so proud :)
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︎ Nov 23 2020
What is Nigel Farage's least favourite type of vegetable?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
It's pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
I'm an antimatter type of person
Just looking for 1 positive experience
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︎ Nov 30 2020
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What type of overalls does Mario wear?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
There are only two types of people in the world:
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets
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︎ Dec 13 2020
There are two types of people in this world.
- Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Thereβs a new type of broom out
itβs sweeping the nation.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
There are three types of people in this world
Those that can count, and those that can't.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
There are two types of people in this world
Those who extrapolate on incomplete data
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︎ Nov 30 2020
There are two types of people in this world.
People who finish what they started
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︎ Sep 17 2020
There are 10 types of people
People who understand binary
And people who donβt
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What type of music do windmills like?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
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