There are two types of people
  1. Those who can extrapolate conclusions from incomplete data.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/welfarewonders
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison.

Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.

However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnakehoundXE
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I listen to every type of music except heavy metal

Because heavy metals are toxic.

(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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You know what type of pants Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n0senuggetz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What are a kidnappers favourite type of shoes?

White Vans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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They say there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

I think that's Booleshit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/praisethelort
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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There are 3 types of people in this world

Those who can count and those who can't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anfs18
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.

There is no cure.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What type of magazines do cows read?

Cattlelogs

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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What type of car do cats like to drive?

A Catillac.

Yep, pretty ridiculous. πŸ˜„

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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What type of music are you into?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/robdeadfreight
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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What type of writing is "The Raven?"

An Edgar Allen Poem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swanbrother
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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What type of flower is the best at math?

Sumflowers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/God_of_Pumpkins
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What type of phone does David Berkowitz use?

Sung of Sam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trashconverters
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Two wind turbines stood in a field one wind turbine asks the other wind turbine "What type of music do you like?" The other wind turbine replies..

"I'm a huge metal fan"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Storks bring babies, but do you know what type of birds prevent babies?

Swallows....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Photographer_Rob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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"There are five types of people..." *holds up two fingers *

Those who understand roman numerals, and those who don't...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mike_OxonFaier
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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There are 2 types of people: 1) people who make inferences over low amounts of information

Get it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LightningClone
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What type of portal collects things?

An aggregate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaphpath
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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I've come up with a list of the top 10 types of specialized chairs

Number 3 will shock you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinkRar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?

A-spear-iguess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Distractednoodle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What is Good King Wenceslas’s favourite type of pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeejOne
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What is the most honest type of pasta?

No cappelini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caught_Fadin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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My friend always told me to try different types of tea instead of drinking only Earl Grey.

He was right all oolong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakwag1019
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What is the largest type of bar?

a Bus Bar

random thought while being passed by a bus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/palmvos
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What type of motorcycle does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matrose9
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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A windmill asked the other windmill what his favorite type of music is.

The other windmill replied "I'm a big metal fan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scensei
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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There's a new type of broom out

Its sweeping the nation and the competition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Why do some types of healthcare professionals only care about themselves?

Because they're nurse assists.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hysnbrg4
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What type of music do windmills like?

They are big metal fans:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What type of bees make milk?

Boobies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oasishippie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What type of writing makes everyone laugh?

arTICKLE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OctColorados
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What's the cheapest type of meat?

Deer testicles. They're under a buck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Proud dad moment - Dad what type of sandpaper does the dog use?

Woof ones

5 year old daughters joke, so proud :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrWulf360
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What is Nigel Farage's least favourite type of vegetable?

The European Onion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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It's pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird

Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elditrom
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I'm an antimatter type of person

Just looking for 1 positive experience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaevan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What type of elements know everybody on earth?

Met-all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/severelampwatcher
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What type of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazedwithcats3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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There are only two types of people in the world:

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Backlog_Overflow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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There are two types of people in this world.
  1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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There’s a new type of broom out

it’s sweeping the nation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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There are three types of people in this world

Those that can count, and those that can't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daydrastik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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There are two types of people in this world

Those who extrapolate on incomplete data

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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There are two types of people in this world.

People who finish what they started

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mtaylor0812_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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There are 10 types of people

People who understand binary And people who don’t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/link5ty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What type of music do windmills like?

They are big metal fans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlphaMammuth
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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