I won't date just any font;
It has to be my type.
What’s a radical leftist’s favorite style of font?
Sans Sheriff!
I saw a graffiti artist spraying a police station in a thick font.
Now that is bold.
A font designer walks into a restaurant with her favorite font...
The maître d’ says “Get out! We don’t serve your type in here!”
I'm trying to write an essay about satellite, and I need to choose a font...
I'm thinking Aerial
What do you call a machine that can read books and make reviews about them, but sadly can only detect red font?
An InkRedible machine
I read the word "daring" in a thick font.
I thought, "That's bold."
I want to talk to you guys about how I would really like to identify as a type of writing font
If I may be so bold.
Why is Font Town so crime ridden?
because it's sans sheriff
Four fonts walk into a bar...
The barman says "Oi! We don't want your type in here!"
If you think that Comic Sans is not the best font ever
then you're just talking nonsans.
A lawless Old West town where everyone writes in Arial font?
It's Sans-Sheriff
The best named font. dafont.com/i-shot-the-ser…
I watched a standup comedian last night doing a terrible unfunny bit about fonts.
He was a Comic sans the humor.
I just watched a stand-up comedian doing a long unfunny bit about fonts. reddit.com/r/3amjokes/com…
What did the font Comic Sans think about suddenly having competition?
Well, it was a new Sans.
This entire article about fonts & document forgery arstechnica.com/tech-poli…
What advice did the font have for his son?
Be bold.
I figured out what font my local police department uses!
Sans Sheriff
So 4 fonts walk into a bar
And the barkeep yells "get out, we don't want your type here"
Why does the deputy write his reports in arial font when he's alone?
Because he's sans-sheriff.
What do you call an computer program that can read books, and then make reviews about them, but sadly can only read text that has a red font?
An InkRedible machine.
What is a criminals favorite font?
Sans Sheriff
What is an outlaw's favorite font family?
Sans sheriff
