Why can pirates never finish the alphabet?

Because they always get lost at C.

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π€︎ u/potato_soul1
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Why did only one letter of the alphabet get a Christmas present?

The rest were not E

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π€︎ u/veknilero
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Whatβs the hottest letter in the alphabet?

βBβ, because it makes oil boil.

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π€︎ u/DantheMan350V2
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I started a petition to swap the position of "a" and "n" in the alphabet.

No one took me seriously when I said jk lmao

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I started making lamps in the shape of the alphabet.

After the first three, it was a D-light.

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π€︎ u/vehiclesales
π︎ Dec 10 2020
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How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
1. There's no L!
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π€︎ u/Beard_sniffer
π︎ Dec 24 2020
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Y'all ever hear of the Christmas alphabet?

ABCDEFGHIJK MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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π€︎ u/Da_Brootalz
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Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.

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All the letters of the alphabet walk into a bar. Why does only one of them get a drink?

Because the bartender keeps saying, βCan I get U anything?β

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π€︎ u/zjunkmale
π︎ Dec 19 2020
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My wife said the βEβ was missing from my sons alphabet set.

I replied, βNo way that is in the top 5 most voweluable letters!β

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π€︎ u/beanimus0829
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I made a dish that combines alphabet soup with a laxative.

I call it Letter Rip.

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π€︎ u/MelkorHimself
π︎ Nov 25 2020
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I'm preparing to teach my son the alphabet.
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π€︎ u/ncsuandrew12
π︎ Sep 17 2020
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if that goes off it could spell disaster

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π€︎ u/svncactus117
π︎ Nov 29 2020
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I told the alphabet to my crushβ¦

She said I missed out the letters, U R A Q T, I responded with βthanks!β

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What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?

Because I want to know

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π€︎ u/thkoog
π︎ Aug 15 2020
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When I write down the alphabet I never get past the letter "I"

I guess that's where I draw the line.

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π€︎ u/Laez
π︎ Nov 21 2020
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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at "c"

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π€︎ u/piggylyon
π︎ Nov 03 2020
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I am only familiar with 25 letters of the English Alphabet

I don't know why!

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π€︎ u/Vanguard_The
π︎ Oct 19 2020
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Why do pirates live the alphabet?

Because they spend years at C

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π€︎ u/ChrisTheEnchanted
π︎ Oct 22 2020
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My 6 yr old son has an attitude problem at the dinner table. He barely eats and always makes the rudest comments about the home-cooked food we provide him, so tonight we tried alphabet soup.

I really hope he eats his words.

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π€︎ u/fordskis
π︎ Nov 06 2020
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What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

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π€︎ u/kickypie
π︎ Nov 08 2020
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No matter what I do, I just canβt seem to master the entire alphabet.

I donβt know y

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Where do aliens and alphabets go party

In the space Bar

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π€︎ u/darkintruder77
π︎ Nov 20 2020
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Iβm trying to learn the alphabet but I canβt get past X

I donβt know why

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I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup.

I call it "Letter Rip."

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π€︎ u/Sesh458
π︎ Oct 05 2020
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If a programmer could rearrange the alphabet, they'd put U and I together.

User Interface is important to them.

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π€︎ u/Demented_Sandwich
π︎ Nov 13 2020
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The alphabet is terrifying.

A bee sea? Aw hell no

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π︎ Sep 09 2020
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Me - "Whats a pirates favorite letter of tha alphabet?"

Friend - " Rrrrr "

Me - " aye ye think that but it be the C "

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π€︎ u/Geoharp
π︎ Oct 16 2020
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Wanna hear a joke about the eleventh letter of the alphabet ?

No? K.

(If they ask why, just say no, thatβs a different joke)

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π€︎ u/Jellyful
π︎ Sep 29 2020
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Why canβt pirates complete the alphabet song?

Because they get lost at C

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π€︎ u/infernonebula
π︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C!

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π€︎ u/_ivy_ally
π︎ Oct 12 2020
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I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday

And this morning I had a huge vowel movement.

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π€︎ u/professorf
π︎ Sep 12 2020
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I'm only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know Y.

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π€︎ u/Inditorias
π︎ Sep 15 2020
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Once I was so dehydrated, I couldnβt even remember all the letters in the English alphabet.

I went ABCDEFG and then PQRSTUVWXYZ. I was missing H to O.

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π€︎ u/keychainoi
π︎ Oct 05 2020
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Youβve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for....

Times new ramen!

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π€︎ u/dandan_56
π︎ Mar 13 2020
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

Donβt really know Y :/ (first post here)

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π€︎ u/HockeyTryhard25
π︎ Jul 14 2020
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Why can't you trust the alphabet soup?

There are so many M-pastas.

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π€︎ u/onetwopi
π︎ Sep 22 2020
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My daughter's teacher gave her a project to write the English alphabet on slips of paper. Unfortunately 25 letter slips got wrinkled on her way to school.

But atleast she has a smoothie

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π€︎ u/AnotherKakkar
π︎ Sep 24 2020
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What is the strongest letter in the alphabet?

"P" because even Superman can't hold it forever!!!

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Am I the only one who has to spell out the alphabet to find where a letter is
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π€︎ u/AMswag123
π︎ Aug 22 2020
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I heard pirates have a hard time with the alphabet

They get lost at βCβ

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π€︎ u/cabbithunt
π︎ Sep 04 2020
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Growing up I was only taught 25 letters of the alphabet..

I didnβt know y

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π€︎ u/carrpeting
π︎ Sep 23 2020
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Iβm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I donβt know Y.

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π€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
π︎ Jul 09 2020
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What is the coldest Alphabet?

"B"

Why?

Because it's between AC

*Ba Dumm Tsssss

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π€︎ u/Samurai_Heart777
π︎ Jul 21 2020
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At first the alphabet only had 25 letters.

Nobody knew why.

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π€︎ u/thefisforfinance
π︎ Jul 03 2020
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When I was little my parents always have me alphabet soup claiming that I liked it but they were just...

...putting words in my mouth

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?

Because the rest of the letters were not-E.

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π€︎ u/habsfan1112
π︎ Dec 24 2019
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I know all 25 letters of the alphabet....

But I dont know Y.

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