A list of puns related to "Alphabet"
Times New Ramen
They all said NOPE!
I don’t know Y (possible repost, but I don’t care)
B, Because it comes between a and c
He always got lost at sea!
It solved my consonantpation and i had a vowel movement.
Because they spend years at C
... l m N o p ... w x y N z
Student: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, phosphorus, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z.
Teacher: How did you say phosphorus instead of L, M, N, O, and P?
Student: Because phosphorus is EL-EM-EN-TAL P.
It's a gilt-E pleasure.
But I don't know Y
One of them protested, but he was just being a B rat.
But never made it past the Letter B Letter B Letter B Letter B
(Sing it you know you want to!)
You think it's R, but actually it's the C
Because E.T. went home.
Because they always get lost at C.
But really it was just him putting words in my mouth.
but I guess they never got the letters.
The rest were not E
He picks R!
Irritable Vowel Syndrome
....the next time I pooped I had a vowel movement. But I'm a bit worried that all the other letters still haven't come out. It's been a while now so I went to see my doctor. He said it wasn't a big deal. I was just a little consonantipated.
Avoiding the X helps a lot
No one took me seriously when I said
‘B’, because it makes oil boil.
After the first three, it was a D-light.
He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
I don't know Y
And I don’t know Y
I just don’t know Y!
I don't know y
I don't know y
I really don't know y.
I received A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z.
I'm missing the iron E.
I don’t know y.
Because pirates can spend years at C.
But really it's the C
I call it LETTER RIP