Why can pirates never finish the alphabet?
Because they always get lost at C.
Why did only one letter of the alphabet get a Christmas present?
What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?
‘B’, because it makes oil boil.
I started a petition to swap the position of "a" and "n" in the alphabet.
No one took me seriously when I said
I started making lamps in the shape of the alphabet.
After the first three, it was a D-light.
How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
Y'all ever hear of the Christmas alphabet?
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
All the letters of the alphabet walk into a bar. Why does only one of them get a drink?
Because the bartender keeps saying, “Can I get U anything?”
My wife said the “E” was missing from my sons alphabet set.
I replied, “No way that is in the top 5 most voweluable letters!”
I made a dish that combines alphabet soup with a laxative.
I'm preparing to teach my son the alphabet.
I have an alphabet grenade
if that goes off it could spell disaster
I told the alphabet to my crush…
She said I missed out the letters, U R A Q T, I responded with “thanks!”
What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?
When I write down the alphabet I never get past the letter "I"
I guess that's where I draw the line.
Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?
Because they get lost at "c"
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the English Alphabet
Why do pirates live the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C
My 6 yr old son has an attitude problem at the dinner table. He barely eats and always makes the rudest comments about the home-cooked food we provide him, so tonight we tried alphabet soup.
I really hope he eats his words.
What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?
No matter what I do, I just can’t seem to master the entire alphabet.
Where do aliens and alphabets go party
I’m trying to learn the alphabet but I can’t get past X
I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup.
If a programmer could rearrange the alphabet, they'd put U and I together.
User Interface is important to them.
The alphabet is terrifying.
Me - "Whats a pirates favorite letter of tha alphabet?"
Friend - " Rrrrr "
Me - " aye ye think that but it be the C "
Wanna hear a joke about the eleventh letter of the alphabet ?
(If they ask why, just say no, that’s a different joke)
Why can’t pirates complete the alphabet song?
Because they get lost at C
Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?
Because they got lost at C!
I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday
And this morning I had a huge vowel movement.
I'm only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Once I was so dehydrated, I couldn’t even remember all the letters in the English alphabet.
I went ABCDEFG and then PQRSTUVWXYZ. I was missing H to O.
You’ve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for....
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
Don’t really know Y :/ (first post here)
Why can't you trust the alphabet soup?
There are so many M-pastas.
My daughter's teacher gave her a project to write the English alphabet on slips of paper. Unfortunately 25 letter slips got wrinkled on her way to school.
But atleast she has a smoothie
What is the strongest letter in the alphabet?
"P" because even Superman can't hold it forever!!!
Am I the only one who has to spell out the alphabet to find where a letter is
I heard pirates have a hard time with the alphabet
Growing up I was only taught 25 letters of the alphabet..
I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What is the coldest Alphabet?
Because it's between AC
*Ba Dumm Tsssss
At first the alphabet only had 25 letters.
When I was little my parents always have me alphabet soup claiming that I liked it but they were just...
...putting words in my mouth
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
I know all 25 letters of the alphabet....