Dadjoked my fiance

Going through the English alphabetic phonetics and she blanks on U and says U for unicorn?

Me: No. U for Uniform.

Her: Why can't U be a unicorn?

Me: Because I was born a human being babe.

Her: Rolls eyes and pulls the finger

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📅︎ Nov 13 2014
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