“I don’t know, most three year olds aren’t that tall.”
"Because she's only three." I answered.
Mac Beth
Because they cannot stand fast food.
Looking for a stage name wanting something referring to my height 6’3” so far I’ve got Ellie Vated and Emma Zonian but would love some other suggestions! Thanks
A few months ago, my mothers aunt had died so we went to her funeral. Before the funeral mass had started, my mom told my brother and me to go up and say hello to Aunt Beth (the woman who had died). A few minutes later, my mom comes up and asks both of us "Did you go up to Aunt Beth and say hi" to which my brother replied "Yeah, but she was a real jerk. She just laid there and didn't say anything"
I'm in the kitchen with my mom and dad, when my sister walks into the room.
Sister: Mom guess what?!
Mom: What?
Sister: I ran into Beth at Target earlier today!
Dad (quietly mutters to himself): Ouch...
Mom and sister continue conversation as if nothing happened.
