A (coo)l pun
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If a one L Lama is a holy man and a 2 L Llama is a beast of burden, what is a three L Llama?

A big fire in Boston.

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📅︎ May 07 2021
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Whoever thought it was a good idea to make a lower case L and and upper case i look the same must have been Ill.
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📅︎ May 09 2021
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In laughter the 'L' comes first.

The rest of the letters comes 'aughter' it.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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Twitter meme s t o l e n from facebook
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👤︎ u/oakvard
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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R.N.L.I, robot.
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📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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Spaniel L Jackson.
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📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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Using only the letters L H U T S E, how do you tell an investigator to hurry up?

Hustle, Sleuth.

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📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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Li'l Smith.
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📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts??? reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
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👤︎ u/smike1981
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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A doctor was teaching a class, and wanted to give a pop quiz about tolerance and observance when dealing with the cadavers. (L) (On Mobile)

Teacher: “So I want everyone to understand that a dead body isn’t disgusting, and we need to be able to handle it and always be observant at all times when dealing with one”

The teacher has everyone turn their body over

Teacher: “Now I want you all to stick your finger in it’s ass and hold it in there for a moment”

all of the students do as instructed, hesitant at first

Teacher: “Okay, now go ahead and pull your finger out and then put a finger in your mouth like I do”

The students getting a little disgusted by that request REALLY hesitated at first, but eventually they all did as he asked

As the teacher has all of his students with their finger in their mouth, he tells the class, “now see it’s not disgusting if you did it right...if you put your index finger in the ass, and put your middle finger in your mouth like I did, you have just passed my class”.

With minimal observance, and a dead silent room...not one student passed the pop quiz

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👤︎ u/wonkagloop
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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A lad asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled L.S.D.?"

Granny replied, "Never mind the pills. Have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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An (L)Iambic Pentameter

https://preview.redd.it/ggdij22f8ss51.png?width=1100&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d98a48c3004a4a74f6b058d0a5f3b14fadd3d40

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📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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Teacher asked “What is the formula of water?” Student said “H I J K L M N O” teacher said “that’s not the formula of water”

Student said “you said the formula was H to O”.

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📅︎ May 28 2020
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On my death bed I’l request to be moved to a tub full of pees just before I die so people can say ‘may he rest in pees’
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👤︎ u/AMswag123
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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I went to get a haircut on Saturday but the line outside was huge when l got there.

Then the owner came out giving free burgers and hotdogs to everybody there.

It was the best barber queue ever!

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📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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If L’il Wayne did comedy...

Would we call him... LOL Wayne?

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📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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Mike Tyson and I were talking about our friend Sarah who had just gotten into town. I asked, "so, how did she get from L.A. to here?" He replied...

"Theraflu."

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📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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My daughter got the letters Y and U tattooed on one buttock and the letters L and G tattooed on the other...

It's one messed up, ugly ass tattoo.

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📅︎ Jun 29 2020
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*whispers* b i o l o g y p u n s . . .
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👤︎ u/OCTUStudio
📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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L Mao!
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📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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When L died on Death Note,

My eyes became very Watari, because I knew the end was Near.

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📅︎ May 14 2020
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A L L C A P S
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📅︎ Dec 21 2018
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Why is R scared of L

I'll tell you later

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📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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T I T L E
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👤︎ u/Google2022
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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In the word Laughter, the letter L comes first

the rest of the letters come aughter it.

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📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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No L
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📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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What common chemical compound can be represented: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O

H2O

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👤︎ u/Ttocs77
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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What does Samuel L. Jackson call his dad?

Motherfucker

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📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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T I T L E
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📅︎ Jun 26 2019
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I’m hoping L is J/K.
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📅︎ Jul 30 2018
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
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📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
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📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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Why is there a L in Noel if it is Noel?

*sorry if it's been posted before

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👤︎ u/flambeauyt
📅︎ Aug 12 2018
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Took an L over there
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👤︎ u/P131NYRFC3
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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You don't often see "turtles" spelled T-U-R-D-l-e-s

because they're an endangered feces

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📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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Hot L.A. girl nudes
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👤︎ u/btnymeg
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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Why doesn't Samuel L. Jackson get hungry when he travels?

He brings snacks on a plane.

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📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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Why did l push your Friend?

Because she was so down to earth.

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📅︎ Feb 05 2020
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s i l v e r w a r e
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👤︎ u/elskeredit
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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I finally found it! Where Monty Python and Indiana Jones have failed, I’ve brought back the Holy Gray L.
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📅︎ Jul 23 2018
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“No-L” Christmas cup!
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👤︎ u/micahbynum
📅︎ Nov 18 2018
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Que s'est-il passé en l'an 1111 ?

L'invasion des Huns

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👤︎ u/Papapac
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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Say hello Reddit to my cat Kelli. Spelled K E L L I, with one I.
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👤︎ u/BRIDISH1
📅︎ Sep 10 2018
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There’s an L in Noel even though there is Noel
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👤︎ u/PCmag1c
📅︎ Nov 22 2018
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In laughter, the 'L' comes first...

The rest of the letters comes 'aughter' it.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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In the word Laughter, the letter L comes first

the rest of the letters come aughter it.

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📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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