H: "Knock knock!"

Son: "Who's there?"

H: "H"

Son: "H who?"

H: "Bless you"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/yedranda
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"Length times width times height. Pi times r-squared times h. Four-thirds times pi times r-cubed."

This really speaks volumes.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JoeFas
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Using only the letters L H U T S E, how do you tell an investigator to hurry up?

Hustle, Sleuth.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bentnotbroken96
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What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H

Half a watermelon

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/stressedbybooks9999
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/big_macaroons
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
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A T H E I S M
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Did you hear about the fashionable restaurant called โ€˜H-Bomb?โ€™

Itโ€™s known for fusion cuisine.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Rossum81
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Teacher asked โ€œWhat is the formula of water?โ€ Student said โ€œH I J K L M N Oโ€ teacher said โ€œthatโ€™s not the formula of waterโ€

Student said โ€œyou said the formula was H to Oโ€.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sarcasticpremed
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S h a m e
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Morigane90
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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It's time to H ร’ ร‘ ฤถ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/chocolater3
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What if โ€œschoolโ€ was written without a โ€œsโ€ and โ€œhโ€

That would be cool

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Sub2iAdi
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For all th H. P. Lovecraft fans out there

Instead of calling it the "zombie apocalypse", why not just call it the Necro-nom-athon?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/raven21633x
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What did O2 say to OH- when it found out that it formed a bond with H+?

Oh you H2 HOE

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hmm1024
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 31 2020
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H m
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/saffire_playz
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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The W.H.O just announced COVID-19 is now a pandemic.

Friend: Who?

Me: The who

Friend: Who?

Me: SIGH

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Anthonybrose
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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What common chemical compound can be represented: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O

H2O

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ttocs77
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Ready for the impeachment (h)earings?
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Did you know the letter โ€œHโ€ in marriage represents happiness?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/swimtoodeep
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Local Starbucks decided to have some p(h)un
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wiselab27
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JonaSavage17
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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**T H E R E I S N O E S C A P E**
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/UserbasedCriticism
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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It's Schroedinger's c(h)at
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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 03 2019
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h a n d s o a p
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Alienbeef0421
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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H. P. Lovecraft had many fears, especially wealthy old people.

The Elder-rich

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dimir_E_Protogenos
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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One of my favorite puns courtesy of C&H
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/novatachyon
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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T.H.a.N.O.S.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CTV1225
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 23 2019
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What is H.P. Lovecraft's favorite movie/show streaming service?

Cth-hulu.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Da_Lizard_1771
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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My sons H (5) and L (3) wake up yesterday morning...

L: Daddy? Me: Yes, sweety L: I, hungry H, without missing a beat: Hi hungry, I'm H!

I've never been prouder.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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C h e e s e

-A real conversation that happened like 5 minutes ago between my dad and I-

Me, eating a babybell cheese

My dad: โ€œwhatโ€™s that?โ€

Me: โ€œcheese.โ€

My dad: โ€œwhat kind of cheese?โ€

Me: โ€œGouda.โ€

...

...

...

My dad: โ€œIs it Gouda? Or is it badda?โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/zoeelf
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Why was there an H&R Block in the Ocean?

For tax Porpoises

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/OhYasureyoubetcha
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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The โ€œCโ€ and โ€œHโ€ are important for a chair

Because without them youโ€™ll just be sitting on air

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/closet_dad
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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H a
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/V10LIFESMATTER
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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What is the difference between a SCAR-H and a SCAR-L?

I J K

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Amaninaredsuit
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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The bat(h)mobile
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/elvisspringsteen
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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What did the high jumper say to the letter H?

"Move the bar up a bit."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TommehBoi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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Got my wife in H&R Block

When my wife arrived at their office there was some confusion. I got there a couple of mins later while they where trying to figure it out. Tax Guy: it seems someone made a mistake and made the appointment in the Marshville office. Wife: I don't even know where that office is. Me: It's in Marshville.

the Tax Guy and I got a good laugh, The Wife just rolled her eyes like always.

*edit: spelling

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Hear what happened when the guy heard the store was out of Preparation H?

He went on a 'rhoid rage.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/no_ur_cool
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/December_Soul
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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