H: "Knock knock!"
Son: "Who's there?"
Son: "H who?"
H: "Bless you"
"Length times width times height. Pi times r-squared times h. Four-thirds times pi times r-cubed."
This really speaks volumes.
Using only the letters L H U T S E, how do you tell an investigator to hurry up?
What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
Did you hear about the fashionable restaurant called ‘H-Bomb?’
It’s known for fusion cuisine.
Teacher asked “What is the formula of water?” Student said “H I J K L M N O” teacher said “that’s not the formula of water”
Student said “you said the formula was H to O”.
What if “school” was written without a “s” and “h”
For all th H. P. Lovecraft fans out there
Instead of calling it the "zombie apocalypse", why not just call it the Necro-nom-athon?
What did O2 say to OH- when it found out that it formed a bond with H+?
The W.H.O just announced COVID-19 is now a pandemic.
Me: The who
What common chemical compound can be represented: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Ready for the impeachment (h)earings?
Did you know the letter “H” in marriage represents happiness?
Local Starbucks decided to have some p(h)un
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
**T H E R E I S N O E S C A P E**
It's Schroedinger's c(h)at
H. P. Lovecraft had many fears, especially wealthy old people.
One of my favorite puns courtesy of C&H
What is H.P. Lovecraft's favorite movie/show streaming service?
My sons H (5) and L (3) wake up yesterday morning...
Me: Yes, sweety
L: I, hungry
H, without missing a beat: Hi hungry, I'm H!
I've never been prouder.
C h e e s e
-A real conversation that happened like 5 minutes ago between my dad and I-
Me, eating a babybell cheese
My dad: “what’s that?”
My dad: “what kind of cheese?”
My dad: “Is it Gouda? Or is it badda?”
Why was there an H&R Block in the Ocean?
The “C” and “H” are important for a chair
Because without them you’ll just be sitting on air
What is the difference between a SCAR-H and a SCAR-L?
What did the high jumper say to the letter H?
Got my wife in H&R Block
When my wife arrived at their office there was some confusion. I got there a couple of mins later while they where trying to figure it out.
Tax Guy: it seems someone made a mistake and made the appointment in the Marshville office.
Wife: I don't even know where that office is.
Me: It's in Marshville.
the Tax Guy and I got a good laugh, The Wife just rolled her eyes like always.
Hear what happened when the guy heard the store was out of Preparation H?
He went on a 'rhoid rage.
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z