Dragonball Z Pun
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︎ May 03 2019
Jay-Z is DMing a D&D campaign for his son.
Jay-Z's son is playing a fighter and is engaged in a grueling fight with a troll. The troll is clearly too high a difficulty for the fighter.
"Dad," Jay-Z's son exclaims in frustration. "The troll is destroying me!" Just at that moment, from behind a nearby hill appears an army of goblins led by what appears to be an intoxicated lich.
Jay-Z looks at his son and replies with a smirk, "If you're having troll problems, I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 goblins and a lich on rum."
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Jay-Z has invested in a digital security company.
He's got ninety-nine problems but a breach ain't one.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
2000βs kids are generation Z and 80βs-90βs kids are generation Y, if we keep going back we get to generation U.
If you have wine from that time is it genuine?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Gourd in ram z
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︎ Jan 29 2021
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Ive been reading this book called βThe A to Z of Northern Europeβ, but itβs taking me ages...
Not sure Iβll ever get to the Finish
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What is the area of a circular piece of dough, where the slice length is "z" and the rise is "A"
Pi(z)(z)(A)
Edit: Volume not area
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︎ Jul 16 2020
We could rename Generation Z "QuaranTeens."
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︎ Apr 02 2020
Gen Z needs a new name
Petition to rename Gen Z the quaran-teens
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︎ Jun 06 2020
The Z axis just left me and I don't know what to do.
How do I go how am I supposed to go forward with this?
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︎ Jun 09 2020
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before he got married?
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︎ Mar 06 2020
Did you know who BeyoncΓ© was, before she married Jay Z?
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︎ Jul 05 2020
What's a whales favorite dragon ball z character
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︎ May 23 2020
What floats Jay-Z's boat?
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comβ¦
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︎ Mar 27 2020
My cousin is a geometry teacher who simply abhors x, y and z...
He considers them to be the Axes of Evil.
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︎ Feb 14 2020
How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but it takes two episodes.
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︎ Oct 26 2019
The letters W and Z were getting married, and they invited all the other letters to their wedding...
The only ones who didn't respond were the letters T, X and Y.
So W and Z ordered 23 catered meals: 2 for them and 21 for their guests.
The wedding was great, but there was trouble at the reception. The letter T came, even though she didn't RSVP.
When the meals were being passed out, the chef served the groom (W) and bride (Z) first, then asked everyone else to line up alphabetically to come get their prepared plates. As the last two letters approached the chef, he said "there must be a mistake. I only have one meal left." Just then, T grabbed the last meal, and rudely said to the other letter "Sucks to be U."
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︎ Jul 11 2019
Jay-Z is back on Spotify
I guess that means his Tidal wave crashed.
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︎ Dec 04 2019
Do you know how to calculate the volume of a pizza with a radius of Z and a thickness of A?
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︎ Jan 30 2019
My favorite letter of the alphabet is Z
The rest of them are Nazis
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︎ Jun 10 2018
What did jay z call his wife before they while they were engaged?
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︎ Aug 25 2019
You know why pizza has 2 z's?
Because if it had 3 it will make you sleep
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︎ Sep 16 2019
If we move all the millennials and gen z kids to Hawaii, weβd have enough to make a tropical depression
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︎ Jul 22 2019
What comes after Z?
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︎ Nov 16 2018
Dragonball Z's Kakarrot
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︎ Nov 30 2018
Jay Z was recently diagnosed with OCD, but he seems pretty happy about it.
He now has an even 100 problems.
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︎ Dec 03 2018
My friend insults me from A-Z
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︎ Apr 30 2019
Gen Z vs Gen X
it's gonna be the Battle of The Ages
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︎ Apr 12 2019
[Dragonball Z] Do you know why Goku never knew how to drive a stick shift?
Because he preferred Instant Transmission.
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︎ Oct 17 2018
Does anyone know why the letter βZβ isnt as common as other letters?
Iβm not sure, but Iβve heard some good conspira Zβs
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︎ Feb 03 2019
I was called out to clear a ventilation blockage. Vents were labelled A-Z. Most of them were blocked, but in any E vent things worked out OK.
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︎ Oct 02 2018
Does drinking bleach make me a clean eater? Because if so isja shan..z.?,.;;@
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︎ Dec 21 2018
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?
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︎ Jul 29 2018
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?
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︎ Jun 17 2019
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
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︎ Dec 11 2019
What did Jay-Z call BeyoncΓ© before they got married?
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︎ Jul 14 2019
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?
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︎ Jun 08 2019
What did Jay-Z call his wife, before they got married?
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︎ Dec 14 2017
Jay Z
What did Jay Z call BeyonΔe before they were married?
FiancΓ©e.
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︎ Dec 17 2018
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