I was watching my son play a Zelda game and I told him it's more effective to lose your health during the summer and winter seasons. He looked at me all confused and asked why? I told him it's because...

that way you won't take any fall damage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
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The Legend of Zelda is a chain

It's made of Links

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uezyteue
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What do you call a hidden Legend of Zelda character?

A Missing Link

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeKrispyKreme
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Who's the main character in the legend of Zelda?

[Link] (https://www.google.com/search?q=image+of+the+word+gottem&oq=image+of+the+word+gottem&aqs=chrome..69i57j33l3.5289j0j9&client=ms-android-htc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=_qE-mtWpN0cj1M)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neoraydm
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Zelda for Switch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vandyfan77
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I found a Zelda fanfic where Ganondorf took over but I couldn't click on it

I guess the Link was dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tarmon21
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I wrote a great pun on r/Jokes about The Legend of Zelda

I forgot the link.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfiniteBro
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The Leg-end of Zelda
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sci-Non-Fi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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What do you call a high alien playin legend of Zelda

A highlien

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyCKsie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Why is Princess Zelda the most fashionable person in Hyrule?

Because she's really Sheik.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrIncorporeal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Wanna see a dad joke about Zelda?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2017
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What did Zelda say to Link when he couldn’t open the door?

Triforce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALKRA-47
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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My dad asked me a question about the new Zelda game

He was wondering if all the games were linked together...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bp_mighty18
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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In the Zelda games people often keep money in plant pots

They are probably trying to take advantage of the urned income tax credit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jagger2096
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2016
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When Link couldn't get the door to open, Zelda asked him to...

...try force.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyleMistry
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2013
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My dad laid this one on me after I told him about how my Halloween costume (Link from Legend of Zelda) was received.

Me: "So at my co-worker's party, I met a woman who suddenly called out "Link!" at me when she saw me and pulled me over to her side of the room to take a picture of my costume. She said that her friend, who wasn't at the party, had dressed up as Link, too. She was somewhat drunk and rather excited about it. I saw a picture of her friend on her phone. She had put a bit more commitment into the costume since she had a sword and shield."

Dad: "So... did you connect with her friend after the party..."

Me: "Uh.. no?"

Dad: "...on LinkedIn?

Me: *facepalm*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cassius_longinus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2015
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Link In Bio
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Holiday_Volume
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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I witnessed a kidnapping at the park the other day

He woke up like 5 minutes later tho

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Can’t figure out what game this is, could you send me a link?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
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I'm so ready to be a dad

I really want to have a daughter and name her Zelda.

I imagine, as she gets older she will spend all her time writing sick poetry and rhymes in her journal, growing her hair down to her back, not to spite me, but so she can donate it later, and expand her wit by studying improv comedy through highschool.

As she becomes famous, I hope she will invite me to one of her rap battles and put me in the front row. My heart will grow as she takes the stage, but fatherly intuition tells me something is wrong...Zelda is frozen at the microphone.

I see her up on the stage, eyes alight with fright, hair pulled tight into a bun. She and I lock eyes, a moment of silence passes and serenity slowly enters...THIS is the moment we have been waiting for all our lives.

Looking up calmly, I couldn't be more proud as I exclaim, "Rap puns, Zel. Rap puns, Zel! Let down your hair!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImDyxlesic-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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The waybackmachine page

Can also be called a link to the past

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spacier_soda
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A Link to the Past thepast.com/
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pixelprou
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2015
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The Hard Sell

My friend invited me over to play the new Zelda, instead we played a fishing game. I feel like I got the bait and Switch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cthrax
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2017
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Wife dadjoked me, depends on who you ask

Just started playing Zelda:Skyward Sword and named my character Colby after my dog. My wife asks me if I'll name Link that every time, or change it when we have kids. I answer, depends.

Depends? You'll name him Depends? I didn't think you were old enough for those.

So. Proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/euphomptus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2015
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Dad on my whistling

Was playing Zelda on my 3DS and I started to whistle the over-world theme. He responds with "What's the deal? Have you been eating birdseed?"

I literally had no response.

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