that way you won't take any fall damage.
A Missing Link
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I guess the Link was dead
I forgot the link.
A highlien
Because she's really Sheik.
Triforce
He was wondering if all the games were linked together...
They are probably trying to take advantage of the urned income tax credit
...try force.
Me: "So at my co-worker's party, I met a woman who suddenly called out "Link!" at me when she saw me and pulled me over to her side of the room to take a picture of my costume. She said that her friend, who wasn't at the party, had dressed up as Link, too. She was somewhat drunk and rather excited about it. I saw a picture of her friend on her phone. She had put a bit more commitment into the costume since she had a sword and shield."
Dad: "So... did you connect with her friend after the party..."
Me: "Uh.. no?"
Dad: "...on LinkedIn?
Me: *facepalm*
He woke up like 5 minutes later tho
I really want to have a daughter and name her Zelda.
I imagine, as she gets older she will spend all her time writing sick poetry and rhymes in her journal, growing her hair down to her back, not to spite me, but so she can donate it later, and expand her wit by studying improv comedy through highschool.
As she becomes famous, I hope she will invite me to one of her rap battles and put me in the front row. My heart will grow as she takes the stage, but fatherly intuition tells me something is wrong...Zelda is frozen at the microphone.
I see her up on the stage, eyes alight with fright, hair pulled tight into a bun. She and I lock eyes, a moment of silence passes and serenity slowly enters...THIS is the moment we have been waiting for all our lives.
Looking up calmly, I couldn't be more proud as I exclaim, "Rap puns, Zel. Rap puns, Zel! Let down your hair!"
Can also be called a link to the past
My friend invited me over to play the new Zelda, instead we played a fishing game. I feel like I got the bait and Switch.
Just started playing Zelda:Skyward Sword and named my character Colby after my dog. My wife asks me if I'll name Link that every time, or change it when we have kids. I answer, depends.
Depends? You'll name him Depends? I didn't think you were old enough for those.
So. Proud.
Was playing Zelda on my 3DS and I started to whistle the over-world theme. He responds with "What's the deal? Have you been eating birdseed?"
I literally had no response.
