Here's the doggo ! The name's Link. (This is not a joke. My brother and I are huuuuge Zelda fans and it shows. X) )
[Other] This was a cruel joke Nintendo! I read the first three lines and clicked with my hopes up. Instead it was just advertising games I already own & ones with a tenuous Zelda link (I’m looking at you armour in Skyrim).
Which Zelda enemy has been a huge threat in one game and a complete joke in another?
[Joke] Danny whenever he plays a new Zelda game
Drew Zelda (It's a joke) using CSP! :)
I agree the lighthouse joke and the guy in the desert were lengthy (front page), but have they not seen THE ZELDA ONE?
11 months ago some guy put an INSANE amount of time into this joke, and I think that it trumps the others:
http://inuscreepystuff.blogspot.com/2010/09/majora.html
I just heard a great Zelda joke
Feel free to share your own! Here is the one I heard:
Do you think the Water Temple in OoT is the best dungeon?
Not by a long shot.
For the Zelda fans out there here’s a joke for u
Found a zelda joke in the gravity falls comic.
I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...
He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"
Dad jokes are the best and here's why
I was checking out at the grocery store today and the bagger was holding my stuff over the shopping cart and asked: “sir, would you like to go out with the cart?”. To which I replied “oh, no thanks I’m actually married”. My poor son looked mortified. Dad joke status ACHIEVED.
[All] Which Zelda game would you like to see as part of a collection (could be a port for one game and a remake for another. Not all ports and remakes or stuff. A variety!)
Which of these collections would you like to see on the switch? Either remade, remastered or ported ogs or remasters (oot 3d)
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My 10 year old came in with a piece of paper and said “Dad, I’ve got a joke for you.”
Then she ripped it in half and said, “Never mind, it’s tearable.”
I feel like I’ve succeeded as a dad.
You know those Zelda jokes spurned by the Season Finale? The BGM for the City in the Sky in Twilight Princess is called "Celestia."
youtube.com/watch?v=99RVg…
My vaccine dad joke failed
My dad burst into my room and said, “Wanna hear a joke?”, and then proceeded to fart for a whole minute.
He said. “Sorry. That was a long winded story.”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZELDA! Thought I'd show my love for the series and share my sleeve here
Nintendo wants to deliver new gameplay experiences and exceed Zelda: Breath of the Wild with its sequel
gonintendo.com/stories/34…
Hey Guys! Put A Post On A Few Days Ago Asking If Immortals Fenyx Rising Was Any Good And The Response I Got Was Great, Thanks For The Great Feedback And Comments I Can Say That This Game Is Amazing and Beautiful and Plays Great, Few Similarities To Zelda But Great None The Less 🤘
[All] Is anyone else filled with anxiety that the Zelda 35th Anniversary is less than two weeks away and Nintendo has said nothing?
Cause I am.
Unless there was an announcement and I missed it somewhere?
Dad jokes are the best and i am now gonna write why
I was telling jokes about nuts and bolts
Meet my girls! Pepper, Paige, Madigan and Zelda. We have a high energy and gassy house 💨
Link and Zelda watercolour :) [BoTW]
[BOTW]I have over 255+ hours in this game, and I only just now found Princess Zelda's bedroom. It blew me away and reading her diary felt sad. This game just keeps getting better.
On a side note, I just started getting brave enough to not run from a Lynel like a lil' bitch.
[FS] I love “The Legend of Zelda” and I’m super excited about my latest build! GBA lite - Link Edition! 😃
Anytime I tell a terrible joke to my kids, I walk away from them and yell it from across the room.
If they groan, I say, “I think I took this joke too far.”
I met a girl on tinder whose bio said she used to work at a meat packing plant and that she'd heard all the jokes before...
So I asked her out on a date for the weekend but to let me know by Friday if she had to can salami.
(Cancel on me)
I modeled this Zelda fan art off of cartoons from the 1950's and 1960's!
[USA] [H] PayPal [W] DS rpgs, other popular ds titles like Zelda and castlevania
Looking to build my ds collection up. Interested in a lot of rpgs and other popular titles, CIB. Let me know what you have and I probably will be interested!
So i posted this OC in r/jokes a while ago and it only got 2 upvotes. Hoping you intellectuals will appreciate it more ....... Why do environmentalists iron their clothes?
To decrease the materials being used.
My wife: Why don’t you stop telling terrible Dad jokes and write a book instead?
Me: That’s.....a novel idea.
What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?
[WIP] Working on a Zelda pattern and I finally got to switch into the greens. I am using DMC 909 and DMC 699 but when I am stitching they look identical! Are these colours actually that similar or did I get a batch that was mislabelled? Both colours are in the green part of the pic! Please help!
Small penis jokes count as a body shaming and are harmful.
I am a female, but I still dislike how acceptable it is to make jokes about small penises or degrade other people by saying "they must be compensating" and what not. I think it's harmful and should be just as frowned upon as other types of body shaming.
[OC] If there’s anyone having a pretty rough day, here’s something I made that might cheer you up! It’s Zelda just reminding you that you’re loved and appreciated, and so does she! (Something positive I made in Garry’s Mod)
[BOTW]Super Link and Zelda Maker by Rutiwa
I drew and illustration of Zelda and Link on top of a guardian
A Zelda themed cookbook, with 120+ recipes and in game guides, just reached its goal on Kickstarter!
I made some stuff from the Legend of Zelda and got this really cool picture of the three of them.
[ALL] My brothers birthday was yesterday and he wanted to celebrate by having a Zelda night! I played ALttP, my mom was OOT, and my brother on LA.
Nintendo's Tokyo store is opening next month. The website features new renders of Mario, Splatoon, Animal Crossing, and Zelda characters.
topics.nintendo.co.jp/c/a…
Dad jokes are wonderful and here's why:
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