Remake of Alien coming to cinemas near you!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Defenestr-Asian
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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Why did someone lose their job at the Pixar cinema?

They forgot to show Up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neutraliscool
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I guess you could call it a cinema ticket...

But I think it should be called a Tenet-see agreement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cybot2001
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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People always ask me how I sneak chocolate into the cinema.

Well...

I’ve got a few twix up my sleeve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lexflexluthor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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They want to open a floating cinema in Paris with drive-in boats.

I just think that's in Seine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/risanthy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Someone forced me to watch a horror movie about clowns by punching me all the way to the cinema.

They beat me to IT.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrikamiPanio
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Cinema
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CommuBoy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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A Plain Bun and a Vanilla cream Bun goes to the cinema

During the sad movie, the Vanilla cream Bun cried while the Plain Bun did not... Why?

  • Cause the Vanilla cream Bun had fillings~

The Vanilla cream Bun went to the cinema again but this time with the Chocolate cream Bun. However, the Chocolate cream Bun cried but not the Vanilla cream Bun... Why?

  • Cause the buns has different fillings~
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M0oomo00
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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What do you call a cow at the cinema?

A moovie fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtrasour37
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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β€ͺMy wife used to be a cinema usherette.

I didn’t know until our wedding day when she walked down the aisle backwards.‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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My buddy just lost his job at a cinema that only shows Pixar films.

He forgot to show Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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Guy who owns the local cinema has died.

His funeral is on Monday at 12:10, 14:20 and 18:40.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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People often ask me how I smuggle so much chocolate into the cinemas...

Well, I have a few Twix up my sleeve!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothepropellor
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2017
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A guy asked me if I did work as the person who looks after the film's as they ran at the cinema

I told him no, he was just projecting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MySoxSmell
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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My dad in the cinema

A good few months ago, my dad and I were at the theatre watching The Hobbit Part 2: The Desolation of Smaug. As the movie finished and Smaug flew towards Laketown, my dad said loudly, "Well this is really draggin' on". I groaned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ginger-saurus-rex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2015
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The other day i looked down on a cinema filled with fish fingers

It was a birds eye vue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonhinchliffe10
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2017
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