The other day i looked down on a cinema filled with fish fingers

It was a birds eye vue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonhinchliffe10
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2017
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My Parents Dating Life Summed Up

"Your mum and I went on quite a few dates before we got engaged. I took her out for dinner eight times and went to the cinema once to see Batman.

So, to sum up our dating life it went dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mullza
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2015
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Sitting in the cinema when the trailers end and the light comes up for a minute before the real movie starts.

Dad: "Well, well what a nice movie, wasn't it? A little short but still..." pretends to stand up and leave

On rare occasions I have seen two dads do the pretending to leave thing at the same fucking time. It's like the universal dadjoke one has to perform at least once before entering the magic league of joking dads.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2013
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