I would cheat the Golden Globes. Hell, I would even manipulate the Academy Awards. But I would NEVER
TIL that academy award winning actor Bruce Dern was originally a train engineer.
Dern tootin’!
Did you hear that spandex got nominated for an academy award?
It's for best supporting roles
My wife insisted she has nudist genes
I responded that nudists are defined by their lack of jeans
Edit: there->their
Edit 2: Awards? Wow! I'd like to thank the Academy, the community, my wife, and the man who made this post possible, my father in law!
Did you guys hear they're making the Oscars significantly shorter this year?
It's the 90 second Academy Awards.
