Downloaded film Titanic for the family to watch this evening. Annoyingly Video and Sound has come across in separate files.
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My grandpa warned people the titanic would sink
No one listened but he kept warning them until people got sick of him and threw him out of the cinema.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
You know why the Titanic sank?
The captain was nervous and needed an ice breaker
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Why didn't the captain of the Titanic think to melt the iceberg?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What do the Titanic and the Sixth sense have in common?
Icy dead people
Credit to b3ta
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Titanic
Sorry, that was a bad ice breaker.
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Im gonna tell my kids that the Titanic was carrying a lot of mayonnaise
And that it sunk on the 5th of May which is why we commemorate the Sinko de Mayo
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︎ Jan 05 2021
What did the titanic say to its boyfriend when he proposed?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
I asked the library women of there are any books on the Titanic
She said they might have been damaged, wet and moldy.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
The Titanic II is a modern-day replica of the RMS Titanic and is scheduled to set sail in 2022. It's creators do not believe it will relive the tragedy of it's predecessor because
that was an ice-olated incident.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
I downloaded a VR app to simulate the Titanic...
...but I canβt use it, itβs still syncing.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Iceberg!! Iceberg!! We're in a titanic pickle here
But lettuce romaine calm, help will turnip soon
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︎ Nov 16 2020
I named my phone "The Titanic"
Now, every time I plug it into my computer it says: βThe Titanic is syncingβ
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︎ Oct 14 2020
My granddad tried to tell everyone that would listen that the Titanic would sink...
They finally kicked him out of the theater.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I changed my iPodβs name to Titanic
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Historians have proved that people from every zodiac sign survived the Sinking of the Titanic
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Why are the members of the Titanic survivorsβ support group so close?
Everyone was in same boat.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
You should never talk about the Titanic on a first date...
It's a terrible Icebreaker
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︎ Jun 07 2020
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
About halfway!
Note: Shamelessly stolen from the Muppet Movie.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
My dad named his iPhone "Titanic 1," his iPad "Titanic 2," and his MacBook "Titanic 3"
I asked him how he came up with those names.
He said, "Because they're all syncing."
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︎ Mar 25 2020
Titanic 100
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︎ Apr 14 2019
An iceberg caused the Titanic to sink..
Lettuce have a moment of silence.
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︎ Apr 13 2020
I went into the local library and asked if they had any books on the Titanic...
"Oh yes, quite a few." the librarian said.
"Sorry to hear that!" I said laughing. "They'll all be ruined by now!"
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︎ Nov 16 2017
I think the Titanic is pretty funny
I mean it surely is an icebreaker
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︎ Feb 01 2020
I chanjed my ipods name to 'titanic'
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︎ Aug 19 2019
What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What do you get if you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic ?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
What do you get when you cross the atlantic with the titanic?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
I changed my iPod name to Titanic. Itβs syncing now.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
I named my IPod Titanic
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︎ Jul 07 2020
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
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︎ May 24 2020
Imagine the titanic with a lisp..
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Whatβs the similarity between the Titanic and the Sixth Sense!
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︎ Jun 18 2020
I changed my phone's name to Titanic.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. Now it's syncing.
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︎ May 07 2020
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic?
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︎ Feb 10 2020
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink.
No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theater.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Can you imagine if the Titanic had a lisp?
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
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What do The Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
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︎ Oct 13 2017
What do the sixth sense and the titanic have in common
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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp...
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