Why didn't the captain of the Titanic think to melt the iceberg?
He hadn't thawed of that
Elton John hates Iceberg Lettuce
He’s more of a Rocket Man.
Iceberg!! Iceberg!! We're in a titanic pickle here
But lettuce romaine calm, help will turnip soon
This poor creature hit an iceberg ...
https://i.imgur.com/WjJFNW5.jpg
An iceberg caused the Titanic to sink..
Lettuce have a moment of silence.
This poor sea creature hit an iceberg !...what happens next romaines to be seen.....
A baby walrus slipped down an iceberg....
“tusssk tussssk tussssk” it’s mother said.
Titanic’s Sous Chef: “Will this iceberg lettuce float by without harming us?”
Executive Chef: “Well, that romaines to be seen.”
An iceberg walks into a bar
Orders a single beer and leaves 200 USD
Bartender: Wow! That's way too generous! Iceberg: That's just the tip of an iceberg!
Why icebergs are unwanted customers?
Because of their small tips.
What did Titanic say to the iceberg?
Thanks for the tip.
“I told you to get iceberg lettuce!”
Romaine calm, I’ll go back to the store.
What did the iceberg say to the sun?
You crack me up.
"Lettuce shortage could be tip of the iceberg as heatwave continues" - The Telegraph. That was worthy of the Grauniad.
Iceberg ahead! Look out! imgur.com/AAjoDXB
Why is iceberg lettuce so dangerous?
Because 90% of it is below the surface of the water.
Why couldn't anyone hear the melting iceberg on the radio?
He was breaking up.
