And thatโ€™s not the tip of the iceberg
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AlyciaGiuls
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"Lettuce shortage could be tip of the iceberg as heatwave continues" - The Telegraph. That was worthy of the Grauniad.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MartiniPlusOlive
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The blockage of the Suez shipping canal is going to cause a worldwide shortage of toilet paper....

Unfortunately I ran out of toilet paper already so started using lettuce leaves. Today was the tip of the iceberg.

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Iโ€™d tell you the one about the lettuce,

But itโ€™s just the tip of the iceberg.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rumpystumpy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Iโ€™ve been having to use lettuce as TP since the Covid craziness

The worst part is the news says this is just the tip of the iceberg and what I need to use as TP tomorrow romaines to be seen. Stay safe kids, Dad

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bradb717
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Apparently, new government advice in light of the toilet paper shortage is to use lettuce leaves when using the toilet.

It's the tip of the iceberg (courtesy of my dad).

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Nathd1991
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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I went to the doctors for the first time in a while. He told me that I had a piece of lettuce hanging out of my ass.

I told him that was just the tip of the iceberg

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/unclecandypockets
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 30 2019
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โ€œDoctor, I think I have a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bum!โ€

Doctor: Iโ€™m sorry to tell you that it is just the tip of the iceberg.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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I found some lettuce stuck in my dog's butt.

Alas, it was only the tip of the iceberg.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/elokwins
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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A woman goes to the doctors with a piece of lettuce sticking out the top of her underwear

The doctor says, "that looks nasty" the woman replies "that's just the tip of the iceberg"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/J96x_Rob_LFC
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 24 2017
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An iceberg walks into a bar

Orders a single beer and leaves 200 USD

Bartender: Wow! That's way too generous! Iceberg: That's just the tip of an iceberg!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/n1had
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 29 2017
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lettuce see the problem

A man goes to see his doctor because he has a lettuce leaf sticking out of his ear.

"Hmmm," the doctor says, "that's strange."

The guy replies, "I know. And that's just the tip of the iceberg."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/shimshamshum
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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โ€œDoc, I think I have a serious issue. A piece of lettuce is sticking out of my butt!โ€

Doc: Iโ€™m afraid thatโ€™s just the tip of the iceberg.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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A guy goes to the doctor and says โ€œI donโ€™t feel too good it feels like Iโ€™ve got a lettuce up my butt.

The proctologist says alright let me have a look.

The proctologist comes back and says โ€œIโ€™ve got bad news, itโ€™s worse than that, thatโ€™s only the tip of the icebergโ€.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nickabref
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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Sister Mary Margaret went to the doctor for her early physical

Sister Mary Margaret went to the doctor for her early physical. The doctor said "alright, I'll need you to take off your habit and stand in your underwear."

The sister took off her habit and stood in her underwear before the doc. He started to examine her and saw lettuce sticking out of her underwear.

"Sister, you have lettuce sticking out of your underwear. That doesn't look good for your exam."

She replied "that's just the tip if the Iceberg."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JohnFoxpoint
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 12 2015
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My dad has an Instagram account. He posted this the other day and I thought you guys would enjoy.

Link to screenshot of photo

For those of you who don't click the link; it's a picture of my dad with a big piece of lettuce hanging out of his ear. The caption reads: I went to the doctor because of an ear problem. The doctor said, "It appears as though you have lettuce in your ear." "Oh no," I said, "Is it serious?" "Sorry but," the doctor said, "I'm afraid it's only the tip of the iceberg!"

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My grandad pulled this one out at dinner tonight.

The man went to the doctor with a lettuce sticking out of his bum.

The doctor said, don't worry it's only the tip of the iceberg.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bennybyrnes
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 09 2014
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Ran out of toilet paper today. Weโ€™re now using lettuce leaves.

Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BilhoeBaggins
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I ran out of toilet paper, so started wiping using lettuce leaves

But I'm scared this is the tip of the iceberg

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/td941
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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I ran out of toilet roll so am reduced to wiping my butt with lettuce leaves.....

I fear it's just the tip of the iceberg.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DrFabulous0
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Ran out of toilet paper and am now wiping with lettuce leaves.

Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Slammogram
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Run out of toilet paper and having to use lettuce leaves

I'm really annoyed. And this is just the tip of the iceberg!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Stoatwobbler
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