What would be a good whale pun for a graduation cake?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaucyMoonbeams
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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[Request] Orca/Dolphin/Whale pun for Seaworld Paper

I’m writing a research paper about how it is inhumane for orcas to be kept in Seaworld. I want a really good pun for my title, but the mood is still pretty serious. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gutsandhoney
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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On a post about a washed up whale. This person SEAS the opportunity and they take it!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aakashrajaraman
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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Well, whale, wale, wail, whail, Weil
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gurdel
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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Did you hear about the dolphin that bumped into the whale?

It wasn't on porpoise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDDDouble
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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What do you call a nudist colony of whales?
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πŸ“…︎ May 23
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What do whales enjoy listening to?

The Orcastra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goliathkat
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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How do you get two whales in a car

Drive down the m4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adhammoussa_
πŸ“…︎ May 21
🚨︎ report
What's a whales favorite dragon ball z character

Krillin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ May 23
🚨︎ report
Who plays a whales favorite music?

An Orcastra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goliathkat
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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What do you call a whale with a twisted loop in its tail?

MΓΆebius Dick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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After consulting my therapist, I went out and bought a small whale.

She told me I need a porpoise in life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juantanamo0227
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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A whale is masturbating. His sperm shoots out and thanks him.

He replies " You're whale cum!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poogart
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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Why did the whale cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plmcalli
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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Did you know that there is a severe lack of properly sourced info about whales?

[cetacean needed]

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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I’ve been trying to start up a fighting ring of dolphins and whales

But that would defeat the whole porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plumsby
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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I’m just having a whale of a time.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Astral-Axolotl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Whale they sure know how to hump back from extinction
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FredJamilton
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Whale done!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/luciferismybitxh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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If Fin Whales lived in the Baltic Sea, would they be called Finn Whales? reddit.com/r/whales/comme…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueWhaleKing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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If fishing for a shark is called shark fishing, what do you call fishing for a whale?

Whale mammaling...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MadFluffyScience
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Two whales are in the ocean, and one whale says to the other:

OOOoooOoOOOooOOooOOOoOOOoOoOO...ooOOOOOoOOOOoOoooOoOoOOOOoooOOOOoOooOoooooOooooo...oOOOOoOOOoOooOOOOoOooOoooooOOOoooooOOoOOoOOoOOOOOoOooooOOOO...oOOoOoOOOOOOOOOOooOoOOOOOOOoOOOooOOOoooooooooo...OOOoOoOoooOooooooOOOOooooOOooooooOoooOooooOooOoOoOoooOOoooOoOoOoooooo...oOOOoooOOooOOooOOOooOOOOOOoOOOOoooooOOOOoOOOOooooOooOooOoooo...OOoOOOoooooOooOOoOOOOOOOOOoOooooOoOOOoOOOOoOooOoOOoOoOoOoOOOOOOOOOOoO...oOoOoooOoOOoOoOoOoOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOooOoOooOOOoOooOo...OOOoooOoOOOooOOooOOOoOOOoOoOO...ooOOOOOoOOOOoOoooOoOoOOOOoooOOOOoOooOoooooOooooo...oOOOOoOOOoOooOOOOoOooOoooooOOOoooooOOoOOoOOoOOOOOoOooooOOOO...oOOoOoOOOOOOOOOOooOoOOOOOOOoOOOooOOOoooooooooo...OOOoOoOoooOooooooOOOOooooOOooooooOoooOooooOooOoOoOoooOOoooOoOoOoooooo...oOOOoooOOooOOooOOOooOOOOOOoOOOOoooooOOOOoOOOOooooOooOooOoooo...OOoOOOoooooOooOOoOOOOOOOOOoOooooOoOOOoOOOOoOooOoOOoOoOoOoOOOOOOOOOOoO...oOoOoooOoOOoOoOoOoOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOooOoOooOOOoOooOo...OOOoooOoOOOooOOooOOOoOOOoOoOO...ooOOOOOoOOOOoOoooOoOoOOOOoooOOOOoOooOoooooOo

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Money Whale Spent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicBro16
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Whale done, indeed.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Did you hear about the whale who always wears a helmet when riding a bike?

He does it for safety porpoises

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Depressed_Citrus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
🚨︎ report
Money whale spent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swimmer_69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
🚨︎ report
Where do you weigh a whale?

At a Whale weigh station.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LSA2SB
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
🚨︎ report
Whale, at least it's nice (u/whoaqua1234)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IcerKaker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
🚨︎ report
Maybe you could stay with me for a little whale...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZGURemixer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
🚨︎ report
You're a killer whale

"aww thanks for the compliment"

No, that's not what I me-

"You're a killer friend... Whale always be friends"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
🚨︎ report
How do whales cry?

Blubber blubber blubber

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lancelotlink007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
🚨︎ report
How do you get two Whales in a car?

Start in London and drive West

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
🚨︎ report
2 whales are swimming through the ocean

One whale says "WWWAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO" The other says "dude wtf"

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phil_Bazz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
🚨︎ report
How do you circumcise a whale?

With four skin divers.

πŸ‘︎ 27
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaboomboomer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
🚨︎ report
Why do killer whales never make friends with other species?

They're too orc'ward.

πŸ‘︎ 69
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendenmefford
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
🚨︎ report
Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale-weigh station

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dweebken
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
🚨︎ report
What did the whale find on the sunken logging ship?

A plank-ton

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikkl_rikk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a whale that carries a lot of stuff?

A Whalebarrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nerves-of-Noodles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a group of whales singing?

An Orcastra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OvenBakedRuffles
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a group of musical whales?

An orca-stra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxymcboxbox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
🚨︎ report
Where do killer whales go to get their teeth aligned?

The orcadontist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tsengpaii
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
🚨︎ report
What do whales listen to?

Podcasts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dies_irae9
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
🚨︎ report
The address for this whale watching company
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarahjrs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical intruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
🚨︎ report
Hoping it was whale worth posting this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gboy7373
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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I jaywalked on the way to work this morning. A traffic cop stopped me and handed me a whale.

He said he was "giving me a cetacean for not crossing at the light."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grecianformula69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
🚨︎ report
How does a killer whale end its mating session?

With an Orcasm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bwugrs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
🚨︎ report
Why do you never see any whales hiding in trees?

Cause they’re so darn good at it!

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cherub3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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What do you call a group of musical whales?

An orchestra!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seeebwo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
🚨︎ report
Why does killer whale feces smell so good?

Because it's shampoo.

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendenmefford
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
🚨︎ report
I got attacked by a group of Killer Whales moving in formation

The whole thing was very well Orca-Strated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezreel62
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a whale song with no instrumental accompaniment?

Orcapella.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you get if you cross a mole and a whale?

Panama Canal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bubljen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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If youre the sperm of a giant ocean animal and want to come to my party, you are whale-cum
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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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What was the name of the smartest killer whale that loved to go to new places?

Dorca the Explorca

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aguynamedbry
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
🚨︎ report
They killed the colourful whale on porpoise!

Oh the hue-manatee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExactlyOneNinja
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a whale who's a real jerk to his friends because his mom got washed ashore?

Son of a beached

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
🚨︎ report
We are standing at Depoe Bay, Oregon watching the whales. I point at a bird (ironically), β€œlook Patty, a seagull!” My wife replies, β€œno, it’s a bagel.” β€œWhy is it a bagel?” β€œBecause it’s over the BAY!” That’s pretty funny, but...

The thing is she didn’t just make up this joke, but this is the first time I’ve heard it. We’ve been married for 18 years. That means that she’s been waiting for 18 years until we were near the ocean, at a bay, waiting for a seagull to fly over. The dad joke is above average, but statistically speaking, she has my respect 100%.

πŸ‘︎ 22
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MahonriWY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a mafia of killer whales?

Orcanized crime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ISpamUpvotes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
🚨︎ report
Whale whale whale, what do we have here?
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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White whale πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/monthofwednesdays
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
🚨︎ report
On a recent boat trip, we got to pet a whale!

It was a happy occasion but I was feeling Blue.

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a group of whales on a TV show?

A podcast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danwright32
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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Canada recently passed legislation that will ban keeping or breeding whales and dolphins in captivity

Guess you can say marineland has lost its porpoise

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Afraidcoast229
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
🚨︎ report
I do a great Killer Whale impression...
πŸ‘︎ 1k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rastaaman1996
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
🚨︎ report
What do you call a band of killer whales?

An orcastra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigdogbrowndog
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
🚨︎ report
The key to a whale of a time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlexRedford7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
🚨︎ report
Two whales walk in to a bar. One of them is like, "hmhmhnnnngnbrmuh"

And the other one is like, "Man, Steve, go home. You are drunk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
🚨︎ report
Union Jack with Whales
πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/recnemorcen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
🚨︎ report
Whale hello there
πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaterTower
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
🚨︎ report
What does a group of whales listen to during a long car ride?

Podcasts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soze365
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
🚨︎ report
Continuing on the whale theme, what do you get when a bunch of orcas congregate under a full moon?

A tide pod.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
🚨︎ report
Where do Spanish killer whales like to shop?

Mallorca

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmallPaul8008
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
🚨︎ report
What herbs do killer whales take when they aren't feeling well?

Goldenseal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
🚨︎ report
What keeps a whales’ boat from sinking?

Baleen

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emeri5
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a bunch of whales playing instruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proudbastionmain
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
🚨︎ report
How do you know when a whale likes you?

They hump back.

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pinkyporkchops
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
🚨︎ report
What did the whale say after the dolphin swam into him?

You did that on Porpoise

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bad-Cane
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
🚨︎ report
How do killer whales hunt?

With a well orcastrated attack

πŸ‘︎ 364
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceColdKofi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
🚨︎ report
Whale whale whale, what have we here..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwanNuggets
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
🚨︎ report
Inktober Day 12: A Whale Pod!
πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClockworkBomb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
🚨︎ report
Who decided to name it a β€˜sperm whale’

A group of seamen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MalonesCones
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
🚨︎ report
What did the spiritual fisherman say to the whale?

Everything harpoons for a reason

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
🚨︎ report
What spell do you use to levitate a killer whale

Wingardium Leviorca

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PterenceQ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
🚨︎ report
Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?

To get to the other tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/you_buy_this_shit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
🚨︎ report
How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
🚨︎ report
How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bustab0x
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
🚨︎ report
How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive west.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/singh-avi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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