A Whale's driving force is 100 percent concentrated power of krill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycatatemyphone
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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Did you know that fish are a great source of omega 3, which is great for helping the brain function?

...Just some food for thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EtoStui
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Yesterday someone hit me with a bottle of Omega-3 pills

Luckily, my wounds were only super fish oil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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You want the names of the tiny shrimp secret agents?

Sure, I could tell you...but then I’d have to krill you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I cannot eat shrimp, lobsters and clams that have been cooked by heated water vapor....

I have shellfish steamed issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Help me help a friend: need a good pun

Hi, a friend of mine had to organize a β€œtheme”week for a Biology student’s association. The name of the theme has to be a biology pun. Examples are: smells like green spirit, game of thorns, sofishticated or the great catsby.

These names were all used in the past and now she needs new names. Help me out, thanks in advance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foxlair
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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What do whales listen to?


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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dies_irae9
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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What did the suicidal shrimp say?

Krill me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeandonV
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Baby Humpback: Dad. If you keep eating all the food and not saving any for me, I'm going to starve to death!

Dad Humpback: Nah. Whatever doesn't krill you makes you stronger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarecrow53
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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The names pond, James pond.

I’ve got a license to krill.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Somebody just threw a massive bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me

I only have super fish oil injuries and I'm lucky I wasn't krilled!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackjones50
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Ever heard of the top secret group of whales that were spies?

If I were to tell you I'd have to krill you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kamikazepirates
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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Since we're on fish puns...

We took a plastic fish to a marching rehearsal at my university last year. Afterwards, we proceeded to have a conversation that was one pun after another.

"Fish. That is all."

"Just for the halibut."

"Oh for the love of cod, can we not bring this here?"

"Seriously, I will krill every last one of you."

"I'm not squidding with you guys. This scampi happening any more."

"Sorry. I couldn't resist the oppor-tuna-ty."

"You're floundering."

"Why, pollocks! I'm just getting started!"

"Don't worry. His shark is worse than his bite."

"Don't trout my pun ability."

"'Pun ability' my bass! You wouldn't know a fish joke if it sprat you in the eye!"

"I might need to go see a sturgeon. These jokes are killing me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaws9182
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2014
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