What do you call a Jewish crustacean?
A Crabbi.
Name 2 crustaceans that are only found in London?
Kings Crustacean and Charing Crustacean
Where do crustaceans go to give birth?
The lobstetrician
What do you call tiny dead crustaceans on the highway?
Roadkrill.
(My eight-year-old came up with this one all on his own.)
What do you call a crustacean involved with the mafia?
A mobster.
Why are the Jedi against dissolving crustaceans in acid?
Only a Sith deals in crab solutes.
What do you call a totally wacky crustacean?
CRAYFISH
Why can't you depend on crustaceans?
They're shellfish.
What do you call a revenge seeking crustacean?
What do you call a crustaceans butt?
Crab cakes!!!
What do you ask a medieval crustacean when you want them to feel the music?
Art thou feeling it now Mr. krabs?
Why shouldn't you wake a crustacean up early in the morning?
They're always a bit crabby
What do you call a crustacean involved in organized crime?
A mobster lobster!
I saw an upset crustacean on the beach yesterday...
He was looking pretty crabby.
What is a crustaceans favorite T.V. show?
Claw and Order.
[Pun Request] Looking for a pun to combine lobster/crustacean with a race car driver/car/track/race.
Title, basically - I need a character name for dnd, dm has required all character names be a pun, and he misinterpreted my initial request to play as a lobster race as a request to stage some sort of actual lobster race.
I haven't thought of anything, and character building sesh is tn, help me out folks!
What do you call a murderous crustacean
A krillminal.
What did one crustacean ask the other crustacean at dinner?
Can I trilobite
Whatβs the biggest crustacean in London?
Kingβs Crustacean π
What do you call a Jewish crustacean?
A crabbi.
