They use the side walk!
- came up with this while walking to work today (I work in education)*
Because they are shellfish
A female crab saw a male crab walking straight, not sideways, like other crabs did.
โThis guy is really really specialโ, she thought, and asked him out. Soon they were married.
A few days later she saw him walking sideways just like the other crabs, and was disappointed and angry.
โYou lied to me!โ She said. โI thought you were different and special!โ
The crab said โOh honey, you know I canโt drink that much everyday!โ
Newly webs
It said โMichelleโ
He wanted to go on another sidewalk.
Crab cake
Because theyโre shellfish.
It was great! We went out for a couple of beers. He wants to be a senior web developer someday.
Used to be called Matt.
I was so happy for the newlywebs.
The man approaches a baker and says "excuse me, do you serve crab cakes here?"
The baker replies "no, we do not."
Saddened, the man lifts up the crab and says "what a shame... it's his cake day."
I don't care how big the spider is, nobody steals my shoe.
Itchy knee
They have a World Wide Web!
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
Cyan Aura.
Web design
I like Asian dressing and Asian undressing.
They're just so great at debugging
In Iraq, no phobia.
Go figure.
Annie Mae.
They're all Crushed-Asians!
(Crustaceans)
Together with some friends from abroad, an Afghan, an Albanian, and Algerian, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argintine, an Armenian, and Austrailian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian
... keep reading on reddit โกBut I can Samurais
Web designing.
A-lack-o-phobias
Miso Horny, as they called it
By the sandy claws tracks..... my dad just told my brothers and I that one now. Not sure if itโs been posted already
Because they're shellfish.
Heโs shellfish
You spend too much time on the web.
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
No pinchin'
And this ungrateful woman has the nerve to tell me โthatโs not what I meant when I said I want you to clean out my cobwebsโ
It's their WEB site!
Because... with great power comes great response ability!
They were steamed!
To make sure I wasn't being bugged
The Yakoozie!
Because they are shellfish
I don't care how big the spider is, no one steals my shoe!
Because theyโre shellfish
.. but in Iraq no phobia.
