“One beer please,” says the crab. “But if I am not satisfied I will require a full refund. You may dispute my claim that the beer wasn’t satisfactory at which point we can move to an arbitration process. This agreement is also only between us and I expect full confidentiality.”
“Sure,” says the bartender. “But why the big clause?”
He was really into shellcode
They use the side walk!
- came up with this while walking to work today (I work in education)*
He was a real hermit
Because they are shellfish
Santa Claws
A female crab saw a male crab walking straight, not sideways, like other crabs did.
‘This guy is really really special’, she thought, and asked him out. Soon they were married.
A few days later she saw him walking sideways just like the other crabs, and was disappointed and angry.
‘You lied to me!’ She said. ‘I thought you were different and special!’
The crab said ‘Oh honey, you know I can’t drink that much everyday!’
It said “Michelle”
He wanted to go on another sidewalk.
Crab cake
Because they’re shellfish.
The man approaches a baker and says "excuse me, do you serve crab cakes here?"
The baker replies "no, we do not."
Saddened, the man lifts up the crab and says "what a shame... it's his cake day."
Used to be called Matt.
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
By the sandy claws tracks..... my dad just told my brothers and I that one now. Not sure if it’s been posted already
He’s shellfish
No pinchin'
They were steamed!
Crabby panties
A lobster
that's shellfish."
Clawful.
Because they are shellfish.
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
Leonardo da Pinchi
It takes a lot of shellfies
Because he's shellfish.
King's Crustation
They’re shellfish
He named it Michelle
'Cause he was shell-fish.
Because they are shellfish
Because they’re shellfish
Because they’re shellfish.
Because they’re shellfish.
Because they’re shellfish.
Lobster
Because they’re shellfish.
Because they're shellfish.
Because they’re shellfish.
