Why can't shellfish play video games?

They can't gain the mussel memory

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👤︎ u/Lorelei178
📅︎ Feb 08 2021
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How do shellfish find their way home?

Mussel memory

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👤︎ u/Beef_Wallington
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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How do you deal with someone who is too shellfish?

Sue them in small clams court.

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👤︎ u/lfantine
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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How do shellfish get around London?

With an oyster card!

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👤︎ u/OracleOfWherever
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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Why couldn’t the shellfish farmer go for a run?

He pulled a mussel.

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👤︎ u/telumindel
📅︎ May 17 2020
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What do you call a shellfish nunnery?

An oyster cloister.

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👤︎ u/lfantine
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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Thinking about selling my crab so i could make money. Then i realised "am i really this shellfish"?
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📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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The greedy shrimp was a little shellfish.
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👤︎ u/Awffle_House
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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Why did the shellfish go to the gym?

To get stronger mussels

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👤︎ u/Carrocko
📅︎ Sep 18 2019
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why are they constantly fighting? because they're all a little shellfish.
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👤︎ u/j6mmelgas
📅︎ May 26 2019
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It's an old joke that oysters are shellfish becauee they dont want to share...

But no one complains about the hedgehogs? Share the hedge, jerks!

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👤︎ u/jbffed
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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You know, a billion years ago I was a little shellfish. And I still have a little shellfishness in me now.
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👤︎ u/shagminer
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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Some would say i'm shellfish
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👤︎ u/rastaaman1996
📅︎ Jan 01 2018
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What makes shellfish so smart?

Their mussel memory.

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👤︎ u/CrayonFox
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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What kind of tea did the shellfish drink?

Pearl grey

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👤︎ u/gudotwo2
📅︎ Jul 21 2017
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I used to know a guitarist who would eat shellfish before each performance

It was the clam before the strum.

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👤︎ u/conmanau
📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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Why was the shellfish taking drugs?

Because it had sore mussels

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👤︎ u/airhogg
📅︎ May 25 2018
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Hear about the disease that wiped out the shellfish beds?

It was a clamity.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Feb 21 2017
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I don't like shellfish...

They smell like crab.

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👤︎ u/jorg2
📅︎ May 21 2018
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What do you call someone who helps shellfish give birth?

A lobstetrician!

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👤︎ u/Mondonodo
📅︎ Dec 21 2014
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Why couldn’t the shellfish go to the seafood disco?

He pulled a mussel

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👤︎ u/Wicked_Potato-75
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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Did you hear about the shellfish who went to the disco?

He pulled a mussel.

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👤︎ u/74CK
📅︎ Nov 19 2017
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What are the strongest shellfish?

Mussels

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👤︎ u/Joesdad65
📅︎ Jul 13 2018
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