3 Hilarious Mollusc Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My friend gets a real good workout at his giant bivalve mollusc farm...

He has big mussels!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Apr 30 2020

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Hear about the mollusc farmers getting into a fight?

They got in a heated argument and then decided to slug it out. Even though they did so at a snail's pace.

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady

📅︎ Mar 22 2018

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Scientists have discovered that, on occasion, an octopus will "punch" a fish for no reason other than spite

That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.

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👤︎ u/NAtionalniHIlist

📅︎ Jan 30 2021

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