Hey! Did you see that snail-shaped car with the letter S painted on it drive by?
Just look at that escargo.
How do you get a snail out of its shell?
Why did the snail buy a Tesla Model S?
To drive it around and make people say "look at that S car go!"
Why do French people eat so many snails?
Because they dont like fast food
I love snails so I painted the letter S all over my car
Now whenever I'm out driving, people point to my car and say: "Look at that S car go."
Snail car
One day a snail went to a car dealership, he said to the dealer. I want a custom car, a car that’s very fast and had a big s on the side. The dealer said ok and the snail paid. 3 weeks later the snail got a call that his car was ready. When the snail went back to the dealership for his car and the dealer asked him why he snail wanted a big s on the side, and the snail said “I’ve been very slow all my life, so when I’m going down the freeway at high speeds, I want people to look over and say look at that escargot”
If you took the shell off a snail...
Would it be faster...
Or abit sluggish?
What relationship advice did the snail give to it’s friend?
I thought I'd try my hand at snail racing.
My thinking was that if I take their shells off, that they'd be lighter and quicker.
All it did was make them a bit sluggish.
What do you call a snail that plays baseball?
You'd think snails would be faster without their shells.
But they're actually a bit more sluggish.
I took the shell off of my racing snail in hopes that he'd be lighter and faster...
But now he's just sluggish
Why do snails always say foolish things?
Because they can't keep their foot out of their mouth.
What do snails become when they die?
Why are French snails faster than American ones?
(with thanks for encouragement from u/sherbert_suspicious): I built a little model sports car car for my snail, and called it an S-car for Snail.
Every where he drove it, people shouted "Look at that S-Car go!"
Said by a snail lover…
"I put the 'escargot' in 'presh-escargot'."
('Precious cargo')
Two snails pulled up next to me at a red light.
When the light turned green they sped away.
I looked to my friend and said, “look at that S car go!”
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of a giant’s finger.
I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him go faster. If anything it made him more sluggish.
A man with a Mexican accent is delivering snails to a French restaurant.
He's pulled over for having a broken tail light and before the officer lets him go he asks "what's in this truck anyway?"
Escargot.
What do you call a snail on a ship?
What do you call a snail that gets around a lot?
What do you do when you see two snails boxing?
Nothing, you gotta let ‘em slug it out.
What is the difference between a slug and a snail?
Snails are better shells men.
Why did the snail paint a big red S on the side of his race car?
Because he wanted to hear everyone say "Look at that S car go!".
My daughter: What species of snail is this?
Got arrested for throwing NaCl at snails...
As-salt with a deadly weapon?
What do you call an evicted snail?
Felt bad for that garden snail after he lost his shell..
Poor guy has been sluggish ever since.
What's a snail on a boat?
The snail left his shell at home.
He was feeling sluggish the rest of the day.
What do you call a snail on a boat
I met a French guy at my interpreter-training class, we were having conversation about food. And suddenly he said, I like snails.. Why don't Americans eat snails? I was thinking for a second and replied
Because... maybe they like fast food
What did the snail say while riding on the turtles back?
Confused snail
I went to get my mail and saw a snail chewing an envelope.
I thought "Poor guy is confused".
So I picked him up and said "No, stupid. Lettuce. Not letters. Lettuce".
What did the snail say to his voice activated vehicle when it asked him if he was ready to go for a drive
Why do the French 🇫🇷 eat so many snails 🐌
They don’t like fast food
What do you call a snail that’s lost its car?
I thought I’d try snail racing
My tactic was if I take the shells off, they’ll be lighter and quicker,
All it did was make them a bit sluggish
What do you call a snail in the Navy?
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!!
I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. Unfortunately, it just seems to have made him sluggish.
Where do you find a giant snail
At the end of a giants finger
Why don't Americans like snails ?
Because they like fast food
Why did the snail paint an S on his car?
So when he sped past people they would say "look at that S car go"
Why do the people on diet eat snails?
Because they try to avoid fast food
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