Just look at that escargo.
You slug it!!
To drive it around and make people say "look at that S car go!"
Because they dont like fast food
Now whenever I'm out driving, people point to my car and say: "Look at that S car go."
One day a snail went to a car dealership, he said to the dealer. I want a custom car, a car that’s very fast and had a big s on the side. The dealer said ok and the snail paid. 3 weeks later the snail got a call that his car was ready. When the snail went back to the dealership for his car and the dealer asked him why he snail wanted a big s on the side, and the snail said “I’ve been very slow all my life, so when I’m going down the freeway at high speeds, I want people to look over and say look at that escargot”
Would it be faster... Or abit sluggish?
Take it slow.
My thinking was that if I take their shells off, that they'd be lighter and quicker.
All it did was make them a bit sluggish.
But they're actually a bit more sluggish.
But now he's just sluggish
Because they can't keep their foot out of their mouth.
Every where he drove it, people shouted "Look at that S-Car go!"
"I put the 'escargot' in 'presh-escargot'."
When the light turned green they sped away.
I looked to my friend and said, “look at that S car go!”
At the end of a giant’s finger.
He's pulled over for having a broken tail light and before the officer lets him go he asks "what's in this truck anyway?"
Nothing, you gotta let ‘em slug it out.
Snails are better shells men.
Because he wanted to hear everyone say "Look at that S car go!".
Me: Species is cargo.
As-salt with a deadly weapon?
Poor guy has been sluggish ever since.
He was feeling sluggish the rest of the day.
Because... maybe they like fast food
I went to get my mail and saw a snail chewing an envelope.
I thought "Poor guy is confused".
So I picked him up and said "No, stupid. Lettuce. Not letters. Lettuce".
Yes car go
They don’t like fast food
My tactic was if I take the shells off, they’ll be lighter and quicker,
All it did was make them a bit sluggish
They don’t like fast food!!
At the end of a giants finger
Because they like fast food
So when he sped past people they would say "look at that S car go"