Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"
"That's M'Shell on my back!"
why do french people eat snails?
because they don’t like fast food
I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him faster.
It didn't work, now he is more sluggish....
Where can you find a giant snail?
At the end of a giant's finger.
Edit: it helps if you say it out loud
I saw two snails fighting the other day.
They were really slugging it out.
Where do you find giant snails?
On the end of giant’s fingers.
TIL that snails can shed their shells
You'd think they'd move faster this way, but it just makes them more sluggish.
Why did the snail work so hard?
Because he had to support a whole household all by himself.
A snail was zipping around the neighborhood in a car with a large S on it
I told the wife "Look at that S car go!!"
Hey! Did you see that snail-shaped car with the letter S painted on it drive by?
Just look at that escargo.
How do you get a snail out of its shell?
Why did the snail buy a Tesla Model S?
To drive it around and make people say "look at that S car go!"
I thought I'd try my hand at snail racing.
My thinking was that if I take their shells off, that they'd be lighter and quicker.
All it did was make them a bit sluggish.
I love snails so I painted the letter S all over my car
Now whenever I'm out driving, people point to my car and say: "Look at that S car go."
Snail car
One day a snail went to a car dealership, he said to the dealer. I want a custom car, a car that’s very fast and had a big s on the side. The dealer said ok and the snail paid. 3 weeks later the snail got a call that his car was ready. When the snail went back to the dealership for his car and the dealer asked him why he snail wanted a big s on the side, and the snail said “I’ve been very slow all my life, so when I’m going down the freeway at high speeds, I want people to look over and say look at that escargot”
What relationship advice did the snail give to it’s friend?
What do snails become when they die?
You'd think snails would be faster without their shells.
But they're actually a bit more sluggish.
I took the shell off of my racing snail in hopes that he'd be lighter and faster...
But now he's just sluggish
What do you call a snail that plays baseball?
Why are French snails faster than American ones?
(with thanks for encouragement from u/sherbert_suspicious): I built a little model sports car car for my snail, and called it an S-car for Snail.
Every where he drove it, people shouted "Look at that S-Car go!"
Said by a snail lover…
"I put the 'escargot' in 'presh-escargot'."
('Precious cargo')
Two snails pulled up next to me at a red light.
When the light turned green they sped away.
I looked to my friend and said, “look at that S car go!”
A man with a Mexican accent is delivering snails to a French restaurant.
He's pulled over for having a broken tail light and before the officer lets him go he asks "what's in this truck anyway?"
Escargot.
What do you call a snail on a ship?
What do you call a snail that gets around a lot?
What do you do when you see two snails boxing?
Nothing, you gotta let ‘em slug it out.
What is the difference between a slug and a snail?
Snails are better shells men.
My daughter: What species of snail is this?
What do you call an evicted snail?
What's a snail on a boat?
Felt bad for that garden snail after he lost his shell..
Poor guy has been sluggish ever since.
The snail left his shell at home.
He was feeling sluggish the rest of the day.
What do you call a snail on a boat
I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.
But if anything, it made him more sluggish.
Why do French people eat so many snails?
Because they dont like fast food
Why do the French 🇫🇷 eat so many snails 🐌
They don’t like fast food
If you took the shell off a snail...
Would it be faster...
Or abit sluggish?
I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him go faster. If anything it made him more sluggish.
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of a giant’s finger.
I thought I’d try snail racing
My tactic was if I take the shells off, they’ll be lighter and quicker,
All it did was make them a bit sluggish
What do you call a snail that’s lost its car?
What do you call a snail in the Navy?
I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. Unfortunately, it just seems to have made him sluggish.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!!
Where do you find a giant snail
At the end of a giants finger
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