During an autopsy, why are the heart, kidneys, liver and lungs arranged alphabetically?

So they are organ-ized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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COVID-19 can cause damage to the brain, heart, and lungs.

Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Did you hear about the new Halloween movie where the guy screams his lungs out?

It was breathtaking

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Lungs at stake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dammchicka
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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What did the lungs say to the bladder when they went on strike

Urine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abaddononon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Everyone, I have the black lung!

It's alright, though. I'll be fine. It's just a miner problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaca232
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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One lung said to another…

we be-lung together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Did anyone know that Cardi B had an Irish cousin who is a lung/heart specialist?

She's named Cardi O'Vascular.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldsmobile
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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What do you call someone who steals lungs?

Breathtaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shiatryx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Why did the beef brisket catch lung cancer?

It smoked for 6 hours.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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what did the pancreatic cancer say to the lung cancer after the lung cancer told him to clean his room?

Ok, tumor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CobbBigBrain
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Don’t put your lungs at steak
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorruptedKing87
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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What did the person with the chronic lung condition say to the person with an oppressive atmosphere?

MIASMA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Linkjmaur
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Are those cut out lungs? Or did they fool us with stake?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_need_meme_12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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What are the tiny sacs in an Italian Man’s lungs called?

Raveoli

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkeyhi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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My friend thinks I have a lung disease

I should go asthma doctor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nice_Yams
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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This is a lung shot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/steelpan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2015
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I can't stay mad at the foolish surgeon who transplanted my father's lungs the wrong way...

his heart was in the right place.

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