Ever since I got my lung removed...

....I've cut my smoking in half.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21 2021
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What do you call it when a robot gets lung disease?

Cystic-Fibre Optics

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RogueVogueDino
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30 2021
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What did the right lung say to the left lung?

We be-lung together

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FunchPalcon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24 2021
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I had a bunch of metal pipes inside of me after my lung transplant.

Guess they got the wrong organ donor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/majestic_walrus1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25 2021
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During an autopsy, why are the heart, kidneys, liver and lungs arranged alphabetically?

So they are organ-ized.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12 2020
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COVID-19 can cause damage to the brain, heart, and lungs.

Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2020
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Lungs at stake
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dammchicka
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27 2020
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Did you hear about the new Halloween movie where the guy screams his lungs out?

It was breathtaking

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ecstatic-Pirate-5536
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31 2020
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What did the lungs say to the bladder when they went on strike

Urine trouble

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Abaddononon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23 2020
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One lung said to another…

we be-lung together.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24 2020
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Everyone, I have the black lung!

It's alright, though. I'll be fine. It's just a miner problem.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vaca232
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24 2020
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What do you call someone who steals lungs?

Breathtaking.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shiatryx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19 2019
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Did anyone know that Cardi B had an Irish cousin who is a lung/heart specialist?

She's named Cardi O'Vascular.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/goldsmobile
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2020
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What color are a smoker's lungs?

Toblacko

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/augsburg71
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09 2020
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Why did the beef brisket catch lung cancer?

It smoked for 6 hours.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14 2020
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what did the pancreatic cancer say to the lung cancer after the lung cancer told him to clean his room?

Ok, tumor

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CobbBigBrain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10 2020
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Don’t put your lungs at steak
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CorruptedKing87
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16 2019
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What did the person with the chronic lung condition say to the person with an oppressive atmosphere?

MIASMA!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Linkjmaur
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2019
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Are those cut out lungs? Or did they fool us with stake?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/i_need_meme_12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06 2018
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Google says the first lung transplant took place in 1954, making it the first organ donation ever. However, this is not entirely true.

The first Oregon donation took place in 1859.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dyloneus
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2019
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What are the tiny sacs in an Italian Man’s lungs called?

Raveoli

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mkeyhi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2018
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My friend thinks I have a lung disease

I should go asthma doctor

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nice_Yams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08 2018
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This is a lung shot
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/steelpan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01 2015
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I can't stay mad at the foolish surgeon who transplanted my father's lungs the wrong way...

his heart was in the right place.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ferdeederdeetrerre
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22 2016
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