One lung said to another…

we be-lung together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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Did anyone know that Cardi B had an Irish cousin who is a lung/heart specialist?

She's named Cardi O'Vascular.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldsmobile
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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What color are a smoker's lungs?

Toblacko

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πŸ‘€︎ u/augsburg71
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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Why did the beef brisket catch lung cancer?

It smoked for 6 hours.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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what did the pancreatic cancer say to the lung cancer after the lung cancer told him to clean his room?

Ok, tumor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CobbBigBrain
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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What do you call someone who steals lungs?

Breathtaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shiatryx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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What did the person with the chronic lung condition say to the person with an oppressive atmosphere?

MIASMA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Linkjmaur
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Don’t put your lungs at steak
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorruptedKing87
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Google says the first lung transplant took place in 1954, making it the first organ donation ever. However, this is not entirely true.

The first Oregon donation took place in 1859.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyloneus
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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Are those cut out lungs? Or did they fool us with stake?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_need_meme_12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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What are the tiny sacs in an Italian Man’s lungs called?

Raveoli

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkeyhi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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My friend thinks I have a lung disease

I should go asthma doctor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nice_Yams
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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What do you call an energizing drink that's harsh on your lungs?

Cough-e

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoTomArrow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2017
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This is a lung shot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/steelpan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2015
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I can't stay mad at the foolish surgeon who transplanted my father's lungs the wrong way...

his heart was in the right place.

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