Ever since I got my lung removed...

....I've cut my smoking in half.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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What do you call it when a robot gets lung disease?

Cystic-Fibre Optics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueVogueDino
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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What did the right lung say to the left lung?

We be-lung together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunchPalcon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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I had a bunch of metal pipes inside of me after my lung transplant.

Guess they got the wrong organ donor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majestic_walrus1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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During an autopsy, why are the heart, kidneys, liver and lungs arranged alphabetically?

So they are organ-ized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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COVID-19 can cause damage to the brain, heart, and lungs.

Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Lungs at stake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dammchicka
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Did you hear about the new Halloween movie where the guy screams his lungs out?

It was breathtaking

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What did the lungs say to the bladder when they went on strike

Urine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abaddononon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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One lung said to another…

we be-lung together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Everyone, I have the black lung!

It's alright, though. I'll be fine. It's just a miner problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaca232
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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What do you call someone who steals lungs?

Breathtaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shiatryx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Did anyone know that Cardi B had an Irish cousin who is a lung/heart specialist?

She's named Cardi O'Vascular.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldsmobile
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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What color are a smoker's lungs?

Toblacko

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πŸ‘€︎ u/augsburg71
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Why did the beef brisket catch lung cancer?

It smoked for 6 hours.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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what did the pancreatic cancer say to the lung cancer after the lung cancer told him to clean his room?

Ok, tumor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CobbBigBrain
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Don’t put your lungs at steak
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorruptedKing87
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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What did the person with the chronic lung condition say to the person with an oppressive atmosphere?

MIASMA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Linkjmaur
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Are those cut out lungs? Or did they fool us with stake?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_need_meme_12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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Google says the first lung transplant took place in 1954, making it the first organ donation ever. However, this is not entirely true.

The first Oregon donation took place in 1859.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyloneus
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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What are the tiny sacs in an Italian Man’s lungs called?

Raveoli

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkeyhi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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My friend thinks I have a lung disease

I should go asthma doctor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nice_Yams
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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This is a lung shot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/steelpan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2015
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I can't stay mad at the foolish surgeon who transplanted my father's lungs the wrong way...

his heart was in the right place.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2016
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