I rang my blonde g/f to tell her that I was staying home because I had bronchitis.

She said, "Awww, at least you have company. I wish I had a dinosaur."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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so im sick with acute bronchitis and my dad comes into my room

he says "here you go coughy boy"

and hands me a cup of coffee..

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"Acute Bronchitis"

My friend saw a doctor recently after he was dealing with a cough for a while, so he was telling us about the diagnosis.

My friend: "Guys, I've got acute bronchitis."

My other friend: "That's not that cute."

groans

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👤︎ u/geehusky
📅︎ Aug 20 2014
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What do you call a sick dinosaur?

a bronchitis!

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