Man: Can’t say that I do.
Therapist: Exactly. That’s the main one.
"Something isn't right"
I replied “That doesn’t sound very cute to ME, doc...”
I’m just glad it’s not ugly
he says "here you go coughy boy"
and hands me a cup of coffee..
My friend saw a doctor recently after he was dealing with a cough for a while, so he was telling us about the diagnosis.
My friend: "Guys, I've got acute bronchitis."
My other friend: "That's not that cute."
groans
It was a protracted battle
It's acute story...
I have no idea what his angle is.
i prefer triangle because they're kinda acute.
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Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.
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Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.
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Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!
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Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.
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Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right.
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Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? He must be plotting something.
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Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.
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What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple
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What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place? A Roamin’ numeral.
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Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.
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What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.
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I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!
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Why should you never talk to Pi? Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.
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Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common? It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.
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What’s the best way to flirt with a math teacher? Use acute angle.
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Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? They’d stop at nothing to avoid them.
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How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.
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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight ("ate") nine!
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Why DID seven eat nine? Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
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Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.
Because it’s parents wouldn’t cosine
So I got a cosiner.
It was acute triangle, I must admit!
“Go stand in the corner, I hear it's 90 degrees.”
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said.
Sorry, had to mow the lawn.'
Because it wanted to get in shape.
They are just trying to be edgy.
Quick backstory, my Dad was rushed to the hospital last night with an acute pericardial effusion. Of course, we didn't know the cause at the time, so when the Doc came into my Dads room in the ER to tell him what's going on and what they were going to do, emergency surgery, this is how the conversation went...
Doc: Mr FloatyMcBoatFace's Dad, You have fluid building up around your heart, an Acute Pericardial Effusion, and we have to go to surgery right away to get that fluid out of there.
My Dad: Well, good thing it isn't an Obtuse Pericardial Effusion...
The entire family groaned. The Dr and Nurse couldn't help but laugh after a few seconds of what I assume was shock.
Anyway, he seems to be doing fine, he's still in the hospital under observation though.
So I said “Go sit in the corner, it’s 90 degrees over there.”
My teacher dropped this one in math class today.
Girl: it's so cold in here
Teacher: why don't you go stand in the corner
Girl: [confused look] why?
Teacher: because it's 90 degrees over there
An acute triangle.
it's usually 90°
I wanted to post a photo of a triangle on r/aww because it contained acute angle.
When he came back, he was a tan gent
A Rectangle
Hypotenuse, because it is between two legs.
Me: I can’t say that I do.
Therapist: Exactly. That’s the main one.
Man: I can’t say that I do.
Doctor: Exactly. That’s the main one.
Man: I can’t say I do.
Doctor: Exactly.
I just think he's mean
Go to the corner. It’s 90degrees
You use acute angle. However, I'm probably just being obtuse.
The corner because it’s always 90 degrees
you would be an acute one
They’re usually 90 degrees
It was over 90 degrees
