Camping... It's in tents...
Man, I'm thor.
I like to feel Joy.
Old joke. Maybe fits here. First post. Thanks
Thor.
Now I have to quit my job at the circus and cancel my camping trip.
Camping.
He told me to hang upside down from a tree branch and curl my arms behind my back.
I said “weird flex but OK”
The truck driver comes to a stop. The woman in the car behind him gets out of her car and knocks on the truck driver's window:
"Excuse me sir, you are losing your load!"
The truck driver is confused and continues his path until the next stop. The woman knocks on his window again.
"Excuse me sir, you are losing your load!"
The truck driver is even more confused and continues to drive. At the next stop, the woman comes to knock again on his window.
"Excuse me sir, you are losing your load!"
The truck driver gets angry and says:
"Would you please shut up! I'm putting salt on the road!"
It was all good they woke him up an hour later.
It was a real Family Feud
Whew, glad I got that off my chest.
Just like camping.
So, naturally, my only response has been to adopt a pitiful look and steeple my hands above my head until she rolls her eyes and walks off!
I tell them they should see me when I'm camping...
So I was sitting on the couch with my girlfriend, watching hockey. Mentioned that if the game was any more intense, we'd be camping.
She looked up at me confused, and said "why is camping intense?"
Not missing a beat, I responded with "where else would you sleep?"
Took her a couple of seconds to connect it, then she called me an idiot as she burst out laughing. My best one yet.
My fiance and I were getting ready for bed. I was the first one to climb under the covers. For some reason it seems to be really cold when I first climb in, so I start rolling around frantically to generate some heat.
My fiance walks into the room and gives me a puzzled look.
> Her: Wow. You're looking intense, honey.
> Me: I'm not intense! I'm in a blanket!
The look on her face and the long groan was priceless.
You should go camping.
Today at work-
Bob: The 49ers game was intense! Jerry: What about camping? Bob: Huh? Jerry: It was intense, In... tents?
Friggin Granddad Jerry
Dad: What? I thought we were indoors?
Watching some intense mobster movie with my dad: Two guys come in with shotguns and unload about 10 shots into the don while he's eating really fancy food and drinking wine. Dad looks over. "They'll never get the wine out of that shirt."
...without him immediately responding with "like a circus fire."
