Indian cops have a strong pun game..
My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't strong enough.
He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.
I've just handed in my too weak notice.
What do you call a dinosaur with a strong vocabulary?
"I'm a strong supporter of the LTPO community...
(Lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion.)"
God dammit, dad.
My 35-year boycott of Ferrari's and Lamborghini's is still going strong!
And will continue until they lower the price.
Jewish people are so strong
Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
Because the rest of the days are weakdays.
The guy working in the factory was told he was not strong enough to do the job
He decided to quit by handing in his too weak notice
I don't like strong perfumes...
I guess I'm inscentsitive.
Why do horse houses have such strong foundations?
Because that’s the best way to keep it stable.
Wikipedias pun game is strong
I had an ex-gf who was so strong she could juggle her mom
She was mother flipping strong.
My friend has a strong prejudice towards people who have no feet...
I think he’s lack-toes intolerant.
"I'm fairly certain that I stole my son's really strong beer from the bridge."
"What percent?"
"I'm about 80% sure."
My brother’s pun game is strong...
Why can’t cows be affected by any strong force?
I was at the supermarket and I picked up these little odd shaped onions. When I got home my wife asked should she use them for dinner tonight, I told her "Yes, but they're quite strong so...
He used to be ultra strong
This morning I made my hamster an extra strong espresso coffee and crushed some caffeine pills up in his food.
I'd hate for him to fall asleep at the wheel.
My wife saw an ant picking up a leaf 5 times its body weight, and told me, “Can you imagine being that strong?”
So I picked up the leaf and said, “Yes.”
Just bought some extra strong mints.
Having a hard time getting them out of the packet.
The puns are strong with this user
Why do cows have strong legs? Cause they got them calves
No matter how much they water boarded Mr egg, he stood strong.
He said he’d dye for his country!
Why is the wind so strong today?
It’s clearly been working out
Grammar has never been my strong suit
Ahh, te punnage is strong. (Found on r/memes)
I get really strong after shaving the wool off of my sheep, William.
It's my sheer Will power.
I have very strong opinions about leather shoes, and i will not be suede
I can't tell if my tea is too strong or too expensive
My mom used to tell me if I ate all my meat I would become as strong as an ox, but that couldn't be true
because I've never seen an ox eating meat.
People who are afraid of strong preferences for Vietnamese soups have...
The Irony is strong in this one
How did the librarian get so strong
Hot take: I'm a strong massage a knee advocate
What do you call a strong pumpkin?
Pun game is strong at Five Below
Why are sea lions so strong?
Because they love big mussels
Credit to my good friend
I decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I’m not big enough or strong enough
I’ve just handed in my Too weak notice.
Do you know why Saturday and Sunday are considered strong days?
Because the rest are weak days.
Do you know why Saturday and Sunday are considered strong days?
Because the rest are weak days.
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