A list of puns related to "Hefty"
"No I haven't... I got milk for the baby!"
I said to my wife, "He must be eating too many carb-uretors."
Thanks to a friend for this joke who just had his 3rd girl. God bless him...
But it was a load of rubbish.
He got a Hefty contract.
Some people think it's too Hefty... Others are Glad... I think the whole thing is trash!
It's 3 am, we're both exhausted, and this tiny child just took the biggest poop!
Me: Wow! That's a hefty diaper!
Husband: Actually, that's a Pampers...Hefty makes trash bags.
Me: groan I'm going to bed!
But I think I would look a little hefty.
...because his girlfriend was hefty.
I went to throw out an overfilled garbage bag and my dad started feeling it saying man now thats hefty
As I'm sure many of you can remember (or not), senior prom was one of the most exciting events of our pre-real world existence. However, in order to get to the actual event, there were three significant steps that needed to be taken care of:
He got a Hefty contract.
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