A list of puns related to "Heavy"
Because heavy metals are toxic.
(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)
Sleigh-er.
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Light Green
Math, physics, comp sci. The only easy class was "The American Century." Open book midterm and final, so he wasn't going to do any of the reading all semester.
βItβs a huge waste of time, Dad,β he laughed when I objected. βIβm not learning a damn thing in the class.β
βWell, then youβre just going to have to take that class over again,β I snapped at him.
βWhat are you talking about?β he yelped.
βYou know why, Gabe,β I said. βThose who donβt learn from history are condemned to repeat it.β
I still canβt believe she holy ghosted me
Gaseous Clay
...It really was a tankless job.
They had to call the SWAT team!
Because theyβre all head bangers. (Credit to my 11 year old).
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now...
The man says, "Lady, you ever tried to push one of these things out front?!?"
I said weight a minute!
lica
She says it was worth the weight.
Light gray.
Light brown
It becomes a Birden.
Well, now I am still a drinker but at least I lost some weight
Because it will be a Full Wait
Isle weight.
Light grey.
I was planning on returning them, but then I got cold feet.
Urine.
We are now a heavy metal church.
We will be introducing Black Sabbath to our worship set soon.
It was their lead guitar
Because it's light
Light blue
Light Blue
Light blue.
Light blue.
Light blue
Light blue.
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
Light blue.
You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
Light blue.
Light blue.
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
Light brown
Now, I've at least lost some weight.
Light blue
Light blue
Light blue
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!
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