You really shouldn't make fun of overweight people
They have enough on their plates
I witnessed an overweight pigeon divebomb a grizzly.
It was a heavy bird into bear.
The overweight guy at the bank could see into the future
he was a four-chin teller
If maths were a person it would be very overweight.
What do you call a city full of overweight people?
I was at the doctor's yesterday. He said, "You are very overweight, so don’t eat anything fatty."
I asked, "You mean like bacon, sausage and chocolate ?"
He answered, "No fatty. Don't eat anything!"
I went to the doctor, and he said I was overweight. I'm not allowed to wear white T-shirts any more.
He told me I have to dye it.
What do you call an overweight monk reading psychology?
What do you call a snake that's extremely overweight?
What do you call an overweight knight of the realm??
My overweight parrot died today
I was upset but it's a huge weight off my shoulder
What do you call an overweight drug dealer?
My dad says he is overweight because of the internet
It keeps forcing cookies upon him
What do you call a town filled with overweight bugs?
What do you call an overweight, tired, homosexual Frenchman?
An overweight police officer looks down at his stomach and says
What do you call Tin-Tin when he's overweight?
What's the different between a Teletubbie and an overweight Telemark skier?
One is a Teletubbie and the other is a Tubbie Tele.
So I came up with a comic strip about some overweight guy trying to buy some tight pants.
And the publishers told me that " It's a stretch."
A boat with overweight people on it.
I may be overweight, but I care about fitness
Fit’ness pizza in my mouth
Why do you never trust an overweight female drug dealer?
Because she will always cell-u-lite
I feel Americans are overweight because...
they have too much on their plate.
What do you call an overweight pirate?
What do you call an overweight Killer Whale?
What do you call an overweight fortune teller?
Why do you never see an overweight dermatologist?
Because they're all so skinny!
My friend's dad's advice when I said my cat is overweight...
"Have you tried putting him on the Catkins diet?"
Cringe
What do you call an overweight Mexican?
While driving past a weigh station: You know why kind of fines you have to pay on an overweight truck?
Why was the philosophical, overweight monk always greasy?
Because he was a deep fat friar
What do you call an overweight priest studying philosophy?
What should you do if your hair is overweight?
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