I invented a bouncing platform to help obese hobos lose weight.

I call it a Tramp o' Lean

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/diceblue
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
🚨︎ report
Our Chinese baker is morbidly obese.

He specializes in four chin cookies.

πŸ‘︎ 24
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call an obese child in school?

Names.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Turuu_Was_Taken
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
🚨︎ report
Nauru is the most obese country in the world, followed by the Cook Islands.

Does that mean that the Cook Islands have a fat chance of catching up?

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Bananarang1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
🚨︎ report
My obese parrot died! 😭

That’s a weight off my shoulders

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFishmanau
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
🚨︎ report
What's it called when a bunch of obese people have a drag race?

The Fat And The Furious

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/stewithclou
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
🚨︎ report
My obese friend was proud as she heaped a pickle topping all over her hot dog...

She relished it.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
🚨︎ report
This is an image of an obese, yet philosophical man of the cloth.
πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Shuffle-Tee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the obese man who liked to make fun of animals’ weights?

He was hippo-critical

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/guamo17
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
🚨︎ report
A doctor for obese squirrels

is called a nutritionist

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ferkeshu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
🚨︎ report
Why does the obese man keep his keys in his socks?

He wanted to try going on the key-toe diet

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/boxymcboxbox
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
🚨︎ report
An obese man on a diet stole a staircase

He was taking steps to lose weight

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/LurkyTheHatMan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
🚨︎ report
My morbidly obese friend died the other day

The news was heavy on me

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/NoOneLikesJack
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
🚨︎ report
I wouldn’t say that I’m obese

it’s just that I have spatial needs.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/lars3loff
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call an obese, red headed English singer?

Fed Sheeran

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
🚨︎ report
I invited a friend over, but I wasn't expecting him to bring his morbidly obese girlfriend with him.

I was totally flabby guested.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
🚨︎ report
My obese friend left his comedy book in the gym.

There's a joke there somewhere.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call an obese, penis doctor?

A meaty-urologist

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/HumansAreGarbage
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
🚨︎ report
Obese albinos are fairly large.
πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
🚨︎ report
Why do some obese people stink?

Their breadth smells.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
🚨︎ report
What do you call two obese people talking?

A heavy conversation.

I heard this from a friend.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/electrocuter666
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
🚨︎ report
Why did the obese man start carrying around a small bic in each pocket?

Because he was self conscious and just wanted to feel a little lighter.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/imnotwitty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2015
🚨︎ report
When obese people start to change, which countries help them in the process?

The supportive friend: "U-K?"

The advice friend: thinland

The personal trainer: Core-ia

And the health specialist: Germ-any.

Feel free to add more.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/blackcat74
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2017
🚨︎ report
Why are black holes never obese?

They only have light meals

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2016
🚨︎ report
My obese parrot died today

I am sad but it’s a great weight off my shoulders

πŸ‘︎ 158
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/338geek
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
🚨︎ report
Unfortunately, my obese parrot just died.

It is, however, a huge weight off my shoulders.

πŸ‘︎ 9k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/NobleMoistHam
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
🚨︎ report
My obese parrot died

It was a weight off my shoulder

πŸ‘︎ 431
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ur_boi_76
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
🚨︎ report
My obese parrot died.

It was a weight off my shoulder.

πŸ‘︎ 25
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
🚨︎ report
Sad news: My obese parrot has died...

Luckily, it’s a huge weight off my shoulders

πŸ‘︎ 26
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/FullBackJ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
🚨︎ report
Sad news, my obese parrot has died.

However it’s a big weight off my shoulders.

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Punyverse
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.