Obesity is literally a problem you can run from
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︎ Apr 28 2019
Memphis TN has the highest average obesity rates
Guess you could say its obese city
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︎ Aug 28 2019
I had a pie chart to explain obesity...
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︎ Mar 01 2019
My classmates in medical school said he found the cure for obesity.
He won't tell me what it is, but he insists it's as easy as taking candy from a baby.
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︎ May 02 2019
The problem isnβt that obesity runs in your family...
The problem is no one runs in your family.
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︎ Jan 19 2019
I asked my Muslim friend to weigh in on obesity.
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︎ May 05 2018
i began my research paper with "Of course, obesity is not an issue to be taken lightly" and then quickly realized how insensitive that'd be
sometimes accidental puns do not work in my favor
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︎ Apr 15 2015
Childhood obesity is a large problem
Accidentally wrote this today and realized I was a literary genius
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︎ Jan 15 2014
Doctors are moving away from BMI for diagnosing obesity
I think the earlier challenges in comprehensive diagnosis came from the difficulty in getting results from patients. BMI is so easy it's automatic.
Meanwhile, getting body fat percentage required calipers or an intensive water displacement test. The distribution of body fat is never concrete; when does back fat stop and butt fat begin? Then, negative physiological effects of these two is the third indicator. Those need a host of diagnoses.
We are moving to a time when getting those figures has never been easier and thus could have never before been done on a large scale.
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︎ Jan 22 2017
What do you call it when an obese news reporter tries to hang himself?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Are all large animal doctors obese?
Never mind, I'm just horsing around...
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︎ Jan 02 2021
My obese parrot died! π
Thatβs a weight off my shoulders
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︎ Nov 24 2020
What's it called when a bunch of obese people have a drag race?
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︎ Oct 16 2020
My obese friend was proud as she heaped a pickle topping all over her hot dog...
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Did you hear about the obese man who liked to make fun of animalsβ weights?
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︎ Apr 17 2020
This is an image of an obese, yet philosophical man of the cloth.
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︎ Feb 01 2020
A doctor for obese squirrels
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︎ Dec 23 2019
Why does the obese man keep his keys in his socks?
He wanted to try going on the key-toe diet
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︎ Nov 12 2019
An obese man on a diet stole a staircase
He was taking steps to lose weight
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︎ Sep 23 2019
My morbidly obese friend died the other day
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︎ Apr 19 2019
What do you call an obese, red headed English singer?
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︎ Jul 19 2019
I wouldnβt say that Iβm obese
itβs just that I have spatial needs.
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︎ Mar 17 2019
What do you call an obese, penis doctor?
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︎ Apr 18 2019
My obese friend left his comedy book in the gym.
There's a joke there somewhere.
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︎ Feb 27 2019
Obese albinos are fairly large.
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︎ Aug 24 2018
What do you call two obese people talking?
A heavy conversation.
I heard this from a friend.
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︎ Feb 05 2019
Why do some obese people stink?
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︎ Jun 14 2018
When obese people start to change, which countries help them in the process?
The supportive friend: "U-K?"
The advice friend: thinland
The personal trainer: Core-ia
And the health specialist: Germ-any.
Feel free to add more.
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︎ May 13 2017
Why did the obese man start carrying around a small bic in each pocket?
Because he was self conscious and just wanted to feel a little lighter.
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︎ Jul 11 2015
My wife told me, β Donβt get upset if someone calls you fat.β
βYouβre much bigger than that.β
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︎ Oct 19 2018
Why are black holes never obese?
They only have light meals
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︎ Mar 15 2016
I just checked my body mass index. It says I'm a beast
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︎ May 10 2020
Why are Americans so fat?
Because they're so full of themselves
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︎ May 24 2018
What do you call a city full of overweight people?
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︎ Oct 09 2019
I was dating a woman who owned a dairy [OC]
She loved to work her dairy soil, but I really loved her dairy air.
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︎ Jul 06 2018
Ending childhood obesity is easy
It's as easy as taking candy from a baby
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︎ Mar 26 2015
Obesity is a large problem
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︎ May 13 2015
Preventing childhood obesity
Is as easy as taking candy from a baby.
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︎ Dec 20 2013
My obese parrot died today
I am sad but itβs a great weight off my shoulders
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︎ May 26 2020
My obese parrot died
It was a weight off my shoulder
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︎ Sep 15 2019
Unfortunately, my obese parrot just died.
It is, however, a huge weight off my shoulders.
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︎ Sep 17 2018
My obese parrot died.
It was a weight off my shoulder.
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︎ Sep 06 2019
Sad news: My obese parrot has died...
Luckily, itβs a huge weight off my shoulders
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︎ Jun 20 2019
Sad news, my obese parrot has died.
However itβs a big weight off my shoulders.
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︎ Mar 23 2019
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