Obesity is literally a problem you can run from
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JerryTheGamer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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I had a pie chart to explain obesity...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrCorba
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Memphis TN has the highest average obesity rates

Guess you could say its obese city

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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My classmates in medical school said he found the cure for obesity.

He won't tell me what it is, but he insists it's as easy as taking candy from a baby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family...

The problem is no one runs in your family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tedt93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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i began my research paper with "Of course, obesity is not an issue to be taken lightly" and then quickly realized how insensitive that'd be

sometimes accidental puns do not work in my favor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sophinesophierce
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2015
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Childhood obesity is a large problem

Accidentally wrote this today and realized I was a literary genius

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DLUD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2014
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Doctors are moving away from BMI for diagnosing obesity

I think the earlier challenges in comprehensive diagnosis came from the difficulty in getting results from patients. BMI is so easy it's automatic.

Meanwhile, getting body fat percentage required calipers or an intensive water displacement test. The distribution of body fat is never concrete; when does back fat stop and butt fat begin? Then, negative physiological effects of these two is the third indicator. Those need a host of diagnoses.

We are moving to a time when getting those figures has never been easier and thus could have never before been done on a large scale.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2017
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I invented a bouncing platform to help obese hobos lose weight.

I call it a Tramp o' Lean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diceblue
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Our Chinese baker is morbidly obese.

He specializes in four chin cookies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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What do you call an obese child in school?

Names.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turuu_Was_Taken
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Nauru is the most obese country in the world, followed by the Cook Islands.

Does that mean that the Cook Islands have a fat chance of catching up?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bananarang1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Are all large animal doctors obese?

Never mind, I'm just horsing around...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/numberthu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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My obese parrot died! 😭

That’s a weight off my shoulders

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFishmanau
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What's it called when a bunch of obese people have a drag race?

The Fat And The Furious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stewithclou
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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My obese friend was proud as she heaped a pickle topping all over her hot dog...

She relished it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Life is like a box of chocolates

It won't last long if you're obese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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This is an image of an obese, yet philosophical man of the cloth.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shuffle-Tee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Did you hear about the obese man who liked to make fun of animals’ weights?

He was hippo-critical

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guamo17
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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A doctor for obese squirrels

is called a nutritionist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ferkeshu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Why does the obese man keep his keys in his socks?

He wanted to try going on the key-toe diet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxymcboxbox
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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An obese man on a diet stole a staircase

He was taking steps to lose weight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LurkyTheHatMan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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My morbidly obese friend died the other day

The news was heavy on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoOneLikesJack
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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I wouldn’t say that I’m obese

it’s just that I have spatial needs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lars3loff
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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What do you call an obese, red headed English singer?

Fed Sheeran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Obese albinos are fairly large.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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What do you call an obese, penis doctor?

A meaty-urologist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumansAreGarbage
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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My obese friend left his comedy book in the gym.

There's a joke there somewhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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Why do some obese people stink?

Their breadth smells.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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What do you call two obese people talking?

A heavy conversation.

I heard this from a friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electrocuter666
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Why did the obese man start carrying around a small bic in each pocket?

Because he was self conscious and just wanted to feel a little lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imnotwitty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2015
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When obese people start to change, which countries help them in the process?

The supportive friend: "U-K?"

The advice friend: thinland

The personal trainer: Core-ia

And the health specialist: Germ-any.

Feel free to add more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackcat74
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2017
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My wife told me, β€œ Don’t get upset if someone calls you fat.”

β€œYou’re much bigger than that.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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Why are black holes never obese?

They only have light meals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2016
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Ending childhood obesity is easy

It's as easy as taking candy from a baby

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realinvincibles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2015
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Obesity is a large problem
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πŸ‘€︎ u/atomic1fire
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2015
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Preventing childhood obesity

Is as easy as taking candy from a baby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nigger_Scale
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2013
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My obese parrot died today

I am sad but it’s a great weight off my shoulders

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πŸ‘€︎ u/338geek
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Unfortunately, my obese parrot just died.

It is, however, a huge weight off my shoulders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NobleMoistHam
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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My obese parrot died

It was a weight off my shoulder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ur_boi_76
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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My obese parrot died.

It was a weight off my shoulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Sad news: My obese parrot has died...

Luckily, it’s a huge weight off my shoulders

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FullBackJ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Sad news, my obese parrot has died.

However it’s a big weight off my shoulders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punyverse
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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