My friends just told me that efts grow to be small salamanders that are usually semiaquatic as adults...
Just found out they make adult race car beds so I bought one.
That way I can be fast asleep.
Several religious groups are banding together to outlaw adult toys.
Their reasoning is the Bible says, "It's Adam and Eve, not Florence + the Machine."
I need an adult, pls & thank u
How do people actually make new mates as an adult?
Why are adults evil?
Because 18 is three sixes!
When does a adult know it’s time to stop parting and drinking?
I would get into trouble as a kid, if I swore in front of an adult.
Now as an adult, I get into trouble for swearing in front of a kid.
Adult deer may not taste good covered in melted cheese
What do you call a young adult who can’t leave her house due to a pandemic?
When I was young, my parents used to buy all my sports gear but now that I’m an adult I figured I should splurge and buy myself a nice hockey stick. When I went looking at the store I realized that my parents would only buy me low quality, inexpensive sticks to save money.
Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...
My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod..
I was the best camera man they ever had.
What do you call a jewish person who is too young to be considered an adult
Why are baby cows cheaper than adults?
Because they're calf price
You know you're an adult when you look at the ceiling after hearing a dad joke
What do you call a child trying to learn how to be an adult
Adult lessons (adolescence)
What do you call a stationary shop that sells adult toys?
Even as I grew from a kid to an adult...
My kidneys are still not adultneys
Did you know that you only become an adult after you've heard a terrible dad joke.
One thing is almost certain about the adult entertainment industry in light of covid-19:
Chicken pox parties are for kids. Adults go to a shingles bar.
What is the difference between a baby and an adult???
How would a socially awkward adult go about emerging from a lair of eternal loneliness?
As an adult I know now that my parents were actually Santa Claus.
But I still don’t know how they got to all those houses in one night.
Adult: A person who is fully grown or developed.
Two-dult: 2 people who are fully grown or developed.
One of the particpants at an adult foster care home dropped this bomb.
I work at a house and take care of two gentlemen with mental disabilities who live there. One of them dropped this gem today:
Him: What would happen if I didn't have a mouth? I couldn't talk.
What would happen if I didn't have a nose? I couldn't smell.
What would happen if I didn't have any ears? I couldn't see.
Me: Do you mean you couldn't hear?
Him: No, my hat would fall down and cover my eyes.
Adults have 2 kidneys, but most children have 4.
MOM: Look at all this work! I can't believe I have to be an adult for the rest of my life!
DAD: Not really hon. After 70 you can pretend to be senile, and be a kid again.
Yesterday, my son explained to me in very simple terms that I am an adult but he isn't...
What animal is not born yet but can also be an adult at the same time
I just turned 18 so I'm glad I'm an adult now....
I just wish my kidneys became adultneys
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
Somebody finally found a use for adult-only bars
Weird. I always thought they were youth-less
Simon Says for adults
Simon Says flashing orange left turn only light, green arrow left two lane lights and red light.
What do you call an adult man playing on a playground in his suit?
Why couldn't the young pirate see the adult movie?
Not only does it make sense to get a job as an adult
What the Fonz' favorite adult beverage?
Studies show that 55% of North American adults will fail eighth grade math.
For the remaining 55% of us, it is a piece of cake.
Here s a list of Adult Cereals
50 shades of grain
Yesterday, my son explained to me in very simple turns that I am an adult but he isn't...