Puberty Puns

A list of puns related to "Puberty"

It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys. Girls develop boobies around the age of thirteen...

...and boys develop them around the age of forty…

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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You hit puberty?

Why would you? He was a nice kid!

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👤︎ u/mathew160
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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In middle school my friends started bragging about him hitting puberty early.

Ok Bloomer

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👤︎ u/pinuten
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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My son hit puberty and I said congratulations, you're a millionaire...

Check your sperm count.

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👤︎ u/Jetty_Boy
📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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My Native American friend’s son is going through puberty

He has Apache beard

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👤︎ u/_wsmfp_
📅︎ Oct 03 2018
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Why do chicken and tuna choose to be friends with people that are going through puberty?

Because they're pro-teen.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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What did the thunder god have a lot of during puberty?

Thormones

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👤︎ u/hgrossmann21
📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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I'm working on a puberty joke

But it's not fully-developed yet.

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👤︎ u/longlivethejeriot
📅︎ Mar 07 2016
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I used to hate body hair...

But it grew on me!

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👤︎ u/ncarlton43
📅︎ Jan 17 2021
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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he can neverland.

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👤︎ u/p_vit
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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I bought my son a Bass.

But Dad, I wanted a Ukulele.
Ah well, your Ukulele just passed puberty.

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👤︎ u/AdityaBiswabandhu
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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I've invented a machine that accurately measures the quality of a dadjoke...

I call it a sighsmograph.

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👤︎ u/c_vilela
📅︎ Nov 12 2014
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My wife asked me if I liked stroganoff...

...I told her yeah, since puberty.

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👤︎ u/HXCg4m3r
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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Just remembered this one from several years ago.

So I am speaking with my parents about my younger brother, who is acting different to my dad. My mom said "[Brother] is just talking to your dad like this because he is going through puberty.". My dad quips in with "No I'm not, I went through puberty a long time ago."

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👤︎ u/Mercinary909
📅︎ Jan 31 2015
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It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys…

Girls develop tits around the age of thirteen, boys develop them around the age of forty…

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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