Adolescence Puns

A list of puns related to "Adolescence"

What do you call the generation of babies born early enough that they passed through their adolescence before Tinder was invented?

pretinders

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pgreen08
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2015
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Are you aware adolescent

Rhymes surprisingly well with β€œI don’t listen”?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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The other dads in my Zoom meeting today may have been a bit jealous. I mentioned how my adolescent daughter has been so generous and nice during quarantine while I use the family computer for work, instead of her wasting time all day, watching YouTube. I have to say,

I'm glad to have the no-vid kind teen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxUsernameMichael
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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If a adolescent male is a Teen-ager then

A adult male is a Man-ager

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rampant_Ranger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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What does an adolescent cheetah in the open say?

I've been spotted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CubingWithAlex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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What do you call a positive thinking adolescent?

A canteen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Why was the adolescent afraid of the new year?

Because twenty-ate-teen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fundertaker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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What type of polypeptide chain is in favor of adolescents?

Pro-teen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_love_420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2016
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Where do adolescent gangsters go?

The childhood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OknataSkeltro
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2017
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What do you call an adolescent cracker.....?

.......a salt-teen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra-saurus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2014
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Favoring adolescents is good for your muscle building...

You need protein to be in shape

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dan_Berg
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2016
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What do you call a child trying to learn how to be an adult

Adult lessons (adolescence)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/russianpruitt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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What do you call the ghost of a hyperactive teen?

An adolescent Adderall essence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil_kibble
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Why are teenagers so thick headed?

Because β€œadolescent” rhymes surprisingly well with β€œI don’t listen”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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