My earliest clear memory from my childhood is going with my dad to get my prescription glasses.
Life before that is a blur.
I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills
When I met my childhood bully last Friday, I was happy to learn he had double vision, because he always bullied me with my glasses. But then...
I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandpa...
Until my mom hid the urn from me.
Just found out my childhood house had marble countertops.
This whole time I took them for granite.
I've had a chiropractor phobia extending from a childhood trauma. Wife finally convinced me to get my back checked out and treated. Wife afterwards: See, that wasn't too bad
From childhood, I knew i was destined to be a bartender
I still experience long-lasting psychological effects from having a childhood friend that took offense at everything I did.
My doctor calls it Irritable Pal Syndrome.
5 years ago today I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend, and the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me.
I had a great childhood, I remember my dad would put me in a tire & roll me down the hill all summer.
My earliest childhood memory is visiting the eye doctor and getting my glasses.
Life before that was a blur.
What did the drum say about his childhood?
Those were the cymbaler days.
My childhood hobby (birdwatching) always got me in trouble.
I wasn’t supposed to use fowl language.
What show reminds Dodrio of its childhood
I remember my childhood well.
It was around 20 feet deep and had a few frogs.
Getting my kite stuck in a tree is not one of my favourite childhood memories.
But it’s definitely up there.
A girls childhood is like a sentence?
The government forcibly took over Marshall Mathers’ childhood home.
They are citing Eminem Domain.
I'm giving away all of my childhood toys to my newborn son...
...passing on the lego-cy.
This is my dad's favourite joke from my childhood. Dad: Do we have any Marabooboo? Me: what's a Marabooboo?
Dad: Nothing Yogi I'm just a little bear.
E: everyone had to grin and BEAR this joke when I was younger
Classic ones from my childhood!
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?"
"No Idea!"
"What do you call a fish with no eyes?"
>"no i-fish?"
"A, Fsh"
Childhood obesity is a large problem
Accidentally wrote this today and realized I was a literary genius
Ending childhood obesity is easy
It's as easy as taking candy from a baby
Anybody else's Dad too cool to make dumb jokes? Looking back at my childhood I feel like I really missed out. All I got was Mom jokes...
Okay well here's a Mom joke:
(Upon leaving the house)
Mom: Come on Tom, we're gonna be late!"
Me: Okay, hold on.
Mom: (physically grabbing something) I'm holding on!
My childhood
I'm not sure if this qualifies as a dad joke, but...
Whenever I missed school in my childhood or had to have something signed, like a progress report, I would usually have my mom sign it. The few times I forgot where she had already left for work, I would have my dad sign it. I would never look at it and just rush off to the bus. I would get to school and hand it into my teacher and she would look at me like I was an idiot and hand me the paper back:
"To whomever it may concern,
Robrak was ill yesterday, please excuse his absence.
Abraham Lincoln"
My dad's go-to joke of my childhood
Me: Dad I'm thirsty
Dad: Hey Thursday, I'm Friday come over Saturday and we'll have a Sundae
Driving past Alan Shepard's childhood house when Dad strikes.
Mom: I wonder what it would be like to live in Alan Shepard's house.
Dad: I hear the family that lives there is really spacey.
You know, I had such a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down the hill.
I remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
I had a happy childhood, dad would roll me down the hill in a tire
I had a happy childhood; Dad would roll me down the hill in a tire.
Ten years ago today, I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend, and the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me.
My earliest childhood memory is when my dad took me to the store to get prescription glasses.
Life before that is a blur.
I have some happy childhood memories of my dad putting us inside tires and rolling us downhill.
Those were the Good Years.
I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
My earliest clear childhood memory is going with my parents to the eye doctor.
Life before that is a blur.
I remember our childhood quite fondly. My favorite memory is when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
One of my favorite childhood memories is when my dad used to roll us down the hill inside of a tire.
Those were the Goodyears.
I have fond memories of my childhood when Dad used to roll us down a hill inside spare car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
I had a happy childhood, my dad used to put me in a tyre and roll me down the hill...
I remember my childhood fondly. Dad used to put us in a tire and we all rolled downhill.
Those were the Good Years.
I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tyre and then roll me down a hill.
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