He was sentenced to drinking spruce tea or leaving for 6 months because he was teaching the youth how to be passive-aggressive. His disciple Playdoh wrote half a screenplay about him before giving up and finding a real job.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NRGFalcon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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The fountain of youth…

…flows into the Juve-Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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A youth soccer team that won gold at a tournament also stopped a thief that same day.

And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those medalling kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ninety-five95
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I’m surprised 8:54 hasn’t yet become a more popular time with the youths.

Because it’s 6to9.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petthelizardharry
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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A competition entry at Youth club
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManILoveFarming
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Do you know why today's youth is so odd?

Because they can't even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubeykeebler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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I found the Fountain of Youth and sat in it for early 5 hours!

I don't think it works though... I didn't get any younger. In fact, I got more wrinkly!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kickballer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Special Report: Execution Botched Today Due to Hangman's Absence During Knot Tying Seminar in his Youth

Breaking Noose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeywithanr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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In my youth, I was dumb enough to spend money on expensive beers.

I’m now older Bud weiser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2018
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How does a martial artist greet the youth?

Ai, kiddo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vvt2003
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Youths in Asia is an issue worth discussing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aristofanis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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Fountain of Youth jokes never get old
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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To all the youth, the one thing I have learned throughout the years...

Is that I'm older than you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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From r/worldnews: Kremlin fears meddling as Russian youth say 'enough of Putin'

"We're not putin up with him anymore" they said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikhilbhavsar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2017
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I found the fountain of youth.

It was outside the bathrooms at the mall, right next to the one for adults.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaoticFather
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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Got some of my youth group

I'm currently on a weekend away with a local youth group near me since they needed more leaders. Someone explained to me that there was a leak in one of the boys bedrooms that needed fixing. I exclaimed "a leak? Why are they taking vegetables to their rooms?"

Suffice to say groans were had all around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmashMetal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2015
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πŸ‘€︎ u/izak1399
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2015
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What did the urban youth say in the suburban yoga studio?

What's Up-Dog?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boop66
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2017
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Why did the youth pastor show show his kids a horror movie?

To scare the hell out of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nerdican
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2016
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The youth center in my town is teaching the art of dad joking well.

http://imgur.com/uICSJvZ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hearip88
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2014
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A show about nuclear science is renamed to "get with" the youth.

Its new name is "Rad Rads."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maaru-chan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2015
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Youth Pastor got me on this one after I made a joke involving my waitress girlfriend.

Facebook post:

We've only been dating a little less than 6 months, in high school, and she's already serving me dinner for the 4th time.

His comment (Father of 4 kids):

I've heard of second breakfast, but fourth dinner? Aren't you full yet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ACEmat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2014
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Church youth group trip home

While driving 11 kids and one adult home from a weekend trip, I had this gem.

One of kids pointed out a trampoline sales place, so the (only) obvious response was:

Yea, their sales are up and down.

I got a collective groan from everybody, and it was grand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Misplaced_Texan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2015
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