What do you call a strip club where everything is upside down?
What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years?
Baby seal walks into a club
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy club.
Am I punny enough for the pun club?
A new father goes to a club that helps adjust to fatherhood
Receptionist: Hello and welcome to the NDA, or New Dad Association, how may I help you today?
Dad: Can I tell other people about this?
I started a cancel culture club.
Boy George was not too pleased.
A friend opened a strip club called the G.Spot...
It closed after a week as most men couldn't find it.
Caveman 1: "I've heard that a dinosaur won't hurt me if I carry a club. Is that true?"
Caveman 2: "That depends on how fast you carry the club."
(Yes, I'm aware of the anachronisms.)
This gun club wouldn't let me in until I could ejaculate bullets.
I was skeptical at first, but eventually I came a round
I was once offered the chance to join a secret club, where anyone who asks a question is permanently banned.
What do you call a chess club bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?
Chessnuts boasting in an open foyer
I was at a club last night where they had a Superman themed night.
You should have seen the queue to the cloakroom.
I went to a dance club with the Flu....
I haven't kept up my subscription to the Scrabble club....
Now they have started sending me threatening letters.
What will you call a football club of Chickens?
What do you get when Sam Malone from 'Cheers' goes to the club?
Decided to make a new stripe club today
We only play “Hey There Delilah”. The club will called the Plain White Tease.
I got kicked out of my poetry club because I made too many Linkin Park references
But who could rock a rhyme like this?
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around.
A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said
I had to leave the Neanderthal comedy club early
The humor was too lowbrow
I don't understand why anyone would use a club instead of a sword
Someone asked if there is a local chess club?
I was gonna tell a story about my buddies jogging club,
But it's just a running joke among friends
First rule of “Mute Club”
Nobody talks about “Mute Club”
A man called Bart walks into a club and the man behind the bar shoots him.
He goes “ they don’t call me the Bartender for nothing”
I like to advertise my homemade fruit preserves at clubs.
Whenever a song comes on, I’ll hold up a jar and say, “This is my jam!”
A very honest dad and his son accidentally wander into a strip club.
A prostitute goes to the dad, and he notices her coming his way. He quickly closes his son's eyes.
Son: Dad, what was that woman wearing?
Dad: Uhh, nothing.
Why was Mike Tyson Sad at the strip club?
My new club on the moon failed...
Back in high school my Shakespeare Club have me an award
I was voted most likely To.Be
If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...
Went to the comedy club with some friends and ended up paying for everyone...
The first annual meeting of camouflage club was a disaster.
It looks like no one showed up.
I'm worried about my friends in the Flat Earth club
Social distancing has really pushed some of them over the edge.
My procrastinators club has a motto…
Well we will, once we get around to having our first meeting
My friend opened a club called “The G-Spot”
But it closed after a week, because most men couldn’t find it.
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club.
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around...
I was excited to join the Autopsy Club
Wednesday’s are Open Mike Night.
Everyone was excited to be at our autopsy club this evening.
So excited for autopsy club!
What's the most popular event at autopsy club?
At my book club, I was wondering why they were throwing Stephan King books at me.
I have stopped subscribing to the Scrabble club.
Now they are sending me threatening letters
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