The Covid19 situation has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.
What secret society loves to eat pretzels?
What a sexist society we live in, today is National Daughter's Day and it's celebrated once a year.....
But we celebrate Son day every week!
I just got kicked out of the flat earth society
I asked if the 6 feet social distancing guidelines pushed anyone over the edge.
In olden times, making jokes about the way words sound was unfavored by society and would warrant a sever beating.
This ritual beating was called a PUN-ishment
What do you call a glass jar in a secret society?
Well here it is. The end of society.
The local humane society is giving away male geese for free.
I might go take a gander.
I got locked out of the Euphemism Society this afternoon.
So I smashed their back door in.
We should call this new phase of society 'Solitudarity.'
Why does society seem to hate lazy people?
They didn't even do anything.
What starts with me, ends with me, and though often makes people laugh, will be the downfall of society?
When the first guy drank cow milk, society was probably like, "ughh, how dairy."
Safest username for online rapper society is “connect” ”
Cause no one wants to “diss-connect”
I once saw an add to enter the falt earth society
It said they were gathering people from all around the globe
Everyone was surprised when transgender women fought for themselves in society.
Not me. I knew they had the balls to do it.
Thinking of starting my own secret society that is really hard to become initiated into
Recently, a race of bird people and a society of necromancers has gone to war.
It's the Knight owls Vs the Mourning people.
Candidates for the president of the Evolution Society said that the anonymous votes were fudged...
But the committee assured them it was just natural selection!
I used to be a member of the secret cooking society...
But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...
The society is not amused
Ted Talk -Ted Bundy- Unlocking Necrophilia and its implications in modern society.
I tried to join a secret religious society, but the requirements were very strict.
It was called Diffi cult.
What do you call a top secret society of beverages?
Why is the flat earth society becoming more popular?
they got members all around the globe.
"Vegetable soup" in a cannibalist society would be very different
What’s the worst crime to commit in arbor society?
What do you call tin foil hat graduates of the National Secret Honor Society?
What do you call a male student's society sharing a common belief in a flat earth?
I won first prize in the National Punctuation Society contest...
So they gave me a posh trophy.
What’s the currency used in alien society?
I belong to a Lord of the Rings Society, and we have a secret sign.
Did you hear about the mermaid who decided to join human society?
Despite her efforts, others still viewed her as a fish out of water
Why does anarchy rarely works in patriarchal societies?
Because in every man there is a little part of themself that is prostate.
The Government is pushing us towards a cashless society. But I won't stand for it...
You've been elected president of the phobia society.
The Flat Earth Society has members all across the globe.
Say that again. But slowly.
playing the worlds smallest violin
A post-biological society would be so healthy
I recently entered a competition sponsored by the Astrological society.
I didn't come first, but I did win the constellation prize.
Did you know China is the most matriarchal society?
Apparently everyone does only what Xi wants.
The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
I used to be a member of the secret cooking society...
But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...
I used to be a member of the secret cooking society...
But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...
I used to be a member of the secret cooking society...
But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...
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