A list of puns related to "Civilization"
The rowmans!
starbucks
The Egyptians with their pyramid scheme.
A gated community.
it was always full of Carthinogens.
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It was a cold war. Also a short war, with little casualties.
It lasted six months. The truce came after the elves realized they'd wasted the whole day fighting.
A truss fund baby.
For the Confederacy, it all went South from there
The Appopendox!
A Civil Serpent.
They had to March first.
They just couldnβt Barrett.
Sue-doku.
...Assad story
The Prince of the vultures had always been a rebel, but he surprised everyone when he announced he was going to be a vegetarian. And nobody expected this to divide the vulture kingdom, with nearly half the vultures supporting the Prince's choice. Tempers flared, and civil war was brewing when the Prince burst into the King's chambers.
"Father," he cried, "I never meant to cause this. I'll do anything you say to reunite the kingdom. Please, Father, what should I eat?"
The King set a plate of roadkill in front of the Prince, and said "Carrion, my wayward son. There'll be peace when you are done."
My response is usually "General Lee"
general lee marvelous.
We won.
but I General Lee don't approve
So I applied for a General Grant.
But they are General Lee easy to make.
In 1,000 years, snails will evolve into being an advanced civilization. They will develop their own advanced technologies. In an effort to increase their mobility, they will equip their shells to be modular vehicles called Snail Cars, S-Car for short. Since snails do not have upper extremities, controlling the cars will be voice activated. The initiation command would be, "S-Car, GO!" ππ€£
In school Jefferson Davis was voted most likely to secede
He lost his dam mind.
One Buck
I mean, just generally speaking.
Dr Martin Loofah King, Jr.
Because they're people two.
Confetti-ate soldiers
She is nice and polite
A mechanical engineer makes weapons and a civil engineer makes targets.
My grandfather called it the Called it the Civil Regional Air Patrol.
I General Lee donβt find them funny
I donβt find them General Lee funny.
They're General Lee not funny.
I General Lee donβt find them very funny.
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