No strings attached.
A museum
He's an aye doctor.
Something cultural
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I was bringing in a baked good that those who share my religious faith eat on special occasions. This was also the summer when the song "Hollaback Girl" was popular. As I'm leaving the car, my dad tells me, "If nobody eats the bread, make sure you don't bring it back, because then you'd be a Challah-back Boy."
are the songs called Loonie Tunes?
My coworker got back from the Essence Festival in New Orleans today and was sharing about it in a group of 4 black people and myself (pretty white). Her: Bourbon st. is so overrated, we just went back to the apartment at 1:30 when some fools started shooting. Me: What? Why'd you leave just when the party started poppin'!?
Groans and laughs were had by all...
I suggested Yoplait.
The lady didnβt like her loverβs many hang ups.
Boy George was not too pleased.
It had lots of diversity
During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacremento"
When asked why they had such a long password, the employee rolled their eyes and said "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital!"
Its natural beauty was unpresidented
Apparently they enjoy dim sums in the morning
I'm quite the music history buff- always have been. My first inkling as a college student was to explore turning this into a career. So I found a music museum, wrote an impassioned essay, and somehow landed the 12-week internship.
When I got there, I met the curator, a woman named Rhonda. Like me, she had grown up enjoying music and always wanting to know more. Thanks to grants and donors' generosity, she had helped continue the museum's legacy of showcasing what might otherwise be lost to history.
The tradition of the museum had always been to let the interns work in the orchestral wing. My assignment in particular was the string section.
Now I didn't know a whole lot about the string family, but I saw some really fine specimens and decided we could perhaps tell a broader story about the progression of the instruments. And so I began studying.
After about a week of studying, I went to Rhonda and asked if we could do something different here. She was very receptive to the idea and introduced me to her assistant, Dr. Will. His PhD was in history, natch, but he still relished having everyone call him Doctor. It was funny.
Dr. Will helped me learn so much about how the family of instruments developed over time, their overall cultural footprint, etc.
Did you know a fiddle and a violin are the same thing? Did you know the viola family dates back to the 16th C.? Vivaldi wrote 25 cello concertos!
I dazzled visitors with tales of the Stradivarius, Amati and Guarneri families. I noted the increase in neck length over time. I reassured them that despite the name catgut, no cat intestines were used in the creation of these instrumentsβbut it sure might be sheep or goat.
Sadly, 12 weeks goes by quickly when you're having fun, and I got enthusiastic letters of recommendation from Rhonda and Dr. Will, and I do miss them. Hello, you two.
I figured I could waltz (sorry) right in to more museum jobs later, but boy, was I mistaken.
I kept interviewing for the job, but after about the 10th cold shoulder, I had to find out what I was doing wrong. I had done such a good job, after all, right??????
So I fucking called the museum
got the guy who interviewed me on the lineβand he wasn't thrilled to even talk to me. But I asked him, sir, why didn't I even get a call back? Weren't my qualifications good?
He said, yes, BUT.......
"...we simply can't hire someone who has exhibited a history of violins."
Calcunow
The number of their blue cheese grows.
...I'll see myself out.
Since they're part of pop culture
But actually he loves pop culture.
A ouib
I really hated cancelling culture.
Thereβs a Taiwan.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had were 13,570 matches
Yogurt comes from a more sophisticated culture.
I told them I just love Pop culture.
A man of culture
One says is the bar tender here?
Edit:Conma comma comma comma comma chameleon. Because the people who like this joke are a Cultured Club
But they just weren't that Inuit.
I could try harder to be, but I guess I'm just not Inuit.
Mount Rushmore
Me eating Girl Scout Cookies:
"You guys can call me Te KΔ. Cuz I destroyed these Samoas."
Wife: "Go away... "
People who make soda jokes must know a lot about pop culture.
Kim, oh no!
It's a faux pa.
But I've seen stranger things.
She was a woman of culture.
In the kitchen this morning, he tells me: "Dad, you know the Spartans were really fierce, and they'd throw away old weapons. They thought that if it wasn't sharp, it didn't have a point."
He loved the culture so much he changed his name to Kilometres.
Turns out he was a man of culture.
The yogurt is capable of growing a culture after 100 years
They grow their own blue cheese.
A OUI-aboo
