Today, in a cultural fair, I found someone was giving away free balloons to children

No strings attached.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manantyagi25
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Which cultural institution is the funniest?

A museum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JumpinJaccFlash
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My friend just got his PhD in using historical and literary techniques to understand piracy and its cultural connotations.

He's an aye doctor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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You want to hear something cultural?

Something cultural

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeroberts_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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My wife and I stayed in a luxury hotel last night. There were many cultural art pieces and the toilets were even imported from Africa!

https://imgur.com/a/1VVnfTN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/readit16
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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I worked at a summer camp once. My dad dropped me off on cultural day.

I was bringing in a baked good that those who share my religious faith eat on special occasions. This was also the summer when the song "Hollaback Girl" was popular. As I'm leaving the car, my dad tells me, "If nobody eats the bread, make sure you don't bring it back, because then you'd be a Challah-back Boy."

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When Canadian cultural icons like Justin Bieber and Drake rap about money....

are the songs called Loonie Tunes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharksizzle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2016
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Cross-cultural Dad joked my co-workers...

My coworker got back from the Essence Festival in New Orleans today and was sharing about it in a group of 4 black people and myself (pretty white). Her: Bourbon st. is so overrated, we just went back to the apartment at 1:30 when some fools started shooting. Me: What? Why'd you leave just when the party started poppin'!?

Groans and laughs were had by all...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlatypusJake
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2014
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Cultured people haha
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nis_sama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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My daughter said she wanted to work for a company that had a great culture.

I suggested Yoplait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoalaMajor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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In today’s inclusive culture; people are finding love from many sources. One lady was dating her closet; but, unfortunately the love affair ended.

The lady didn’t like her lover’s many hang ups.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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I started a cancel culture club.

Boy George was not too pleased.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBrotherBagels
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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I once went to a city with a culture based on swimming to deep places

It had lots of diversity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiinm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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Company password

During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacremento"

When asked why they had such a long password, the employee rolled their eyes and said "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsAndIT
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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I found pictures of Mt. Rushmore before it was carved

Its natural beauty was unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shiva8512
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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I've just discovered the Cantonese culture of doing maths in a dark room at breakfast

Apparently they enjoy dim sums in the morning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shrubb
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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My College Internship Almost Ruined My Life

I'm quite the music history buff- always have been. My first inkling as a college student was to explore turning this into a career. So I found a music museum, wrote an impassioned essay, and somehow landed the 12-week internship.

When I got there, I met the curator, a woman named Rhonda. Like me, she had grown up enjoying music and always wanting to know more. Thanks to grants and donors' generosity, she had helped continue the museum's legacy of showcasing what might otherwise be lost to history.

The tradition of the museum had always been to let the interns work in the orchestral wing. My assignment in particular was the string section.

Now I didn't know a whole lot about the string family, but I saw some really fine specimens and decided we could perhaps tell a broader story about the progression of the instruments. And so I began studying.

After about a week of studying, I went to Rhonda and asked if we could do something different here. She was very receptive to the idea and introduced me to her assistant, Dr. Will. His PhD was in history, natch, but he still relished having everyone call him Doctor. It was funny.

Dr. Will helped me learn so much about how the family of instruments developed over time, their overall cultural footprint, etc.

Did you know a fiddle and a violin are the same thing? Did you know the viola family dates back to the 16th C.? Vivaldi wrote 25 cello concertos!

I dazzled visitors with tales of the Stradivarius, Amati and Guarneri families. I noted the increase in neck length over time. I reassured them that despite the name catgut, no cat intestines were used in the creation of these instrumentsβ€”but it sure might be sheep or goat.

Sadly, 12 weeks goes by quickly when you're having fun, and I got enthusiastic letters of recommendation from Rhonda and Dr. Will, and I do miss them. Hello, you two.

I figured I could waltz (sorry) right in to more museum jobs later, but boy, was I mistaken.

I kept interviewing for the job, but after about the 10th cold shoulder, I had to find out what I was doing wrong. I had done such a good job, after all, right??????

So I fucking called the museum

got the guy who interviewed me on the lineβ€”and he wasn't thrilled to even talk to me. But I asked him, sir, why didn't I even get a call back? Weren't my qualifications good?

He said, yes, BUT.......

"...we simply can't hire someone who has exhibited a history of violins."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yungcfa
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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What do you call a calculator that works instantly?

Calcunow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thespunkmunky
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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How do you spot a cultured Redditor?

The number of their blue cheese grows.

...I'll see myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acres41
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Had to do one for the culture
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saintdevv
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Dads always have the best jokes

Since they're part of pop culture

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crappycashier
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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I've heard that Dr Pepper hates society.

But actually he loves pop culture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artisticspawm
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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What do you call someone who’s obsessed with French culture?

A ouib

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dovahjerk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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My yogurt starter went bad, so I throw it out.....

I really hated cancelling culture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oro_Outcast
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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My friend and I where discussing how certain names will never enter certain cultures. He asked if there was ever a Korean Juan? I said no, but...

There’s a Taiwan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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eBay is so useless

I tried to look up lighters and all they had were 13,570 matches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puranjay1432
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What’s the difference between milk and yogurt?

Yogurt comes from a more sophisticated culture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Futch1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Heres a bacteria joke. If you dont get it just google it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHotSouthWinds
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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My friends asked why I tell so many dad jokes.

I told them I just love Pop culture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koalakangaroos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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What do you call a man who makes yogurt?

A man of culture

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bacon_yeeter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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Two termites walk into a bar…

One says is the bar tender here?

Edit:Conma comma comma comma comma chameleon. Because the people who like this joke are a Cultured Club

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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I took my kids to Alaska to learn about the local culture

But they just weren't that Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patentpunk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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So what if I'm not part of a culturally similar indigenous peoples inhabiting the Arctic regions of Greenland, Canada and Alaska that speaks a language that is part of the Eskimo–Aleut family.

I could try harder to be, but I guess I'm just not Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shumumazzu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScumbagClub
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Apparently I'm culturally insensitive

Me eating Girl Scout Cookies:
"You guys can call me Te Kā. Cuz I destroyed these Samoas."
Wife: "Go away... "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Furryraptorcock
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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People who make soda jokes must know a lot about pop culture.

People who make soda jokes must know a lot about pop culture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USAneedsAJohnson
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What did the media say to the Kardashian after she culturally appropriated a Japanese dress?

Kim, oh no!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beetlebath
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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A man of culture
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lekka09
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.

It's a faux pa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JamieLaineRose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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My wife told me that a sci-fi horror series centered around geek culture could never make it big in the public sphere.

But I've seen stranger things.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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I used to date a microbiologist.

She was a woman of culture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YDAQ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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My son, who's studying ancient Greek culture in school, got me again.

In the kitchen this morning, he tells me: "Dad, you know the Spartans were really fierce, and they'd throw away old weapons. They thought that if it wasn't sharp, it didn't have a point."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gatorflier
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2017
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My buddy Miles went on a Europe trip after his graduation.

He loved the culture so much he changed his name to Kilometres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jay-ay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Why Did the Anthropologist Get Invited to Every Fancy Dinner?

Turns out he was a man of culture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstrosAtoZ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What's the difference between America and an yogurt

The yogurt is capable of growing a culture after 100 years

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RDRC
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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How do you spot a cultured Redditor?

They grow their own blue cheese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acres41
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What do you call someone who is obsessed with French culture and cuisine?

A OUI-aboo

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