My bff and I want to go to a local art exhibit. Terrible art puns ensue
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GunShopMom
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Classic art pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quiescam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Martial arts pun

I was going to write a joke about martial arts, but I decided that it was to offensive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kevin_Nivek1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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When I saw this art pun I knew I had to put it here
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President Bush dad jokes his daughter (and the nation) during art gallery interview. [Video, @1:14]

Jenna Bush Hager interviews her dad (Bush 43) for an NBC special on the opening of his art exhibition at the Bush Presidential Library. About a minute in, he slips in a pretty good dad joke:

Jenna: Do these people know that you are painting them?

Bush: Sort of. There's no telling how these people are going to react. I think I told Tony [Blair] I was painting him and he sort of brushed it off.

Jenna: No 'art pun' intended.

Bush: That was definitely an art pun.

http://www.today.com/video/today/54864022#54864022

Edit: Grammar.

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Why did the art thief’s van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?

Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
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Art by Cyanide & Happiness
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocoBandicoot99
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How do you get an art history major off your front porch ?

Pay for the pizza πŸ•.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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The Earth without art is..

just eh!!!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique

But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cobclob
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I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!

I was quicker to the draw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snoo-lad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What is the difference between an art installation and performance art?

Crap on your neighbors doorstep then ring the doorbell - that's an art installation.

Ring the doorbell THEN crap on his doorstep - that's performance art.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdb12345
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We must create artistic compositions made of various materials glued on a surface for my Art 419 class project...

I guess I'll give it the old collage try.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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The Earth without 'art'...

....is 'EH'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I never liked art teachers...

They were always a bit sketchy.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I got an F in art class on purpose

I wanted my report card to spell out F art

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjaxson1111
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Found out martial arts expert Bruce Lee had a vegan brother

His name was Broco Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sacrelidge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Where do vampires buy their art supplies?

Pencilvania

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batfloke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...

My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Art supplies are a sound financial investment

That’s why it’s called β€œart appreciation”

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...

It was stolen from right under my nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ramzert
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Some fan art I made today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EkskiuTwentyTwo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.

Nice touch.

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Art Garfunkel has been selling his hair, saying that its essence makes people horny

He calls it his afro-disiac

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Where do you put crappy art?

...on the continental shelf.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.

I asked about it once and he said β€œI like to bill them later.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yumi_arizona
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I just found out that Mercedes is donating state of the art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.

They’re calling it Mercedes-clenz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmanzero
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What vegetable is the most skilled in Martial Arts?

BroccLee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrNakMuay4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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I can’t afford expensive art

I have no monet.

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I’ve been working on my poop art recently...

It’s pretty shit

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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My local bakery has a martial arts promotion going on

They allow you to take-one-dough.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I have decided to go to a city in SW France to study history and art.

I figure, what do I have Toulouse.

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The result of an art competition...

Is a draw.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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When you see a panda doing martial arts

You just don't get surprised, you also get bamboozled

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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My son hates art so much that his body releases gas every time we talk about it

F art

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I just read in the newspaper: "Painting stolen from art museum found by a set of dustbins."

Those dustbins must be very intelligent.

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I was pondering some of the practical arts that are dying out like silversmithing and coppersmithing.

One of the most tragic is the art of hand making exit signs which is really on the way out.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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An eggciting resin art project
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Fellow Dads, Help me name this Garden Art

Looking for what my fellow Dads would name this garden artwork in my buddies yard.

Carved Tree

I called it GandOwlF

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Collecting Impressionist art is a pricey hobby.

It requires a lot of monet.

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People ask me how I got so good at martial arts

I have a senseitional trainer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at martial arts?

The Carroty Kid

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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If Da Vinci saw the Mona Lisa in an art museum,

I think he would have Louvred it

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Have you heard the news about the Art club going missing.

They disappeared without a trace.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Why was the art restorer sent to prison?

He was a Monet launderer.

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Look, everyone. It's Count Spatula. (Original art by me)
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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She nailed this nail art
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Our art teacher wanted us to come closer to sketch an aspect of distance or time...

We all drew near.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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What's the difference between baseball and Chinese martial arts?

In baseball, many men chew, but few men smoke. In Chinese martial arts, many men smoke, but fu manchu.

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