Martial arts pun
I was going to write a joke about martial arts, but I decided that it was to offensive
When I saw this art pun I knew I had to put it here
President Bush dad jokes his daughter (and the nation) during art gallery interview. [Video, @1:14]
Jenna Bush Hager interviews her dad (Bush 43) for an NBC special on the opening of his art exhibition at the Bush Presidential Library. About a minute in, he slips in a pretty good dad joke:
Jenna: Do these people know that you are painting them?
Bush: Sort of. There's no telling how these people are going to react. I think I told Tony [Blair] I was painting him and he sort of brushed it off.
Jenna: No 'art pun' intended.
Bush: That was definitely an art pun.
An eggciting resin art project
The only type of art that people despised
Who improved the art of stealing to perfection?
Two artists had an art contest. How did it end?
Look, everyone. It's Count Spatula. (Original art by me)
I asked Ryu if i could learn martial arts at his level yesterday
He said: “Suuuuureee YOU can!”
I'd like to believe I'm okay at art, but
He knows the subtle art of denial
Why was Hitler rejected from art school?
They did nazi his artistic talent
Did you hear about the baker who started taking martial arts classes?
After only 4 weeks he was a black belt in Tae Kwon Dough
What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at martial arts?
There is a robot creating art by copying things fråm star wars. Art o' dito
They kicked me out of art school when my sculpture didn't work out as planned.
I reached my statue of limitations.
I was going to study the art of treating the body by rubbing and kneading my wife's body to stimulate circulation...
But then I found out that would be massage-ony.
What type of martial arts do viruses know?
Thought you all might enjoy the art I made for new ears eve
I was going to get a tattoo in Madrid, but the tattoo artist I wanted to go to got in trouble for making some anti government tattoo art, which was quite a surprise
No one expects the Spanish ink sedition
I went to an art gallery in my van...
But when i came back i couldn’t find it.
Where did my Van Gogh?
What does a martial arts expert drink?
The art critic had to see a podiatrist.
He was diagnosed with aesthetes foot. (OC)
I like more formalized martial arts than Muay Thai.
I’ve started studying Muay Suit and Thai.
Me: I love going to art school! My wife: you can’t go any more!
Me : but that’s where I draw the line
What would Earth be without art?
Literally just had this one made up by my 10 year old. So proud!
So somebody asked if I can make martial arts joke
I had a marriage counselling session with my wife and we were prescribed Marital Arts classes, after which our relation became more violent...
I'm starting to think the therapist didn't make a spelling mistake.
What do you call a canadian prime minister that practises martial arts?
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
Billy turned in his art project and his teacher said “This piece of paper has nothing on it?”
Billy replied “I drew a blank”
why are the discarded papers that once held the halloween candy just like vocalists who have lost their rhythm, art, and poetry?
they are both empty rappers
My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. “State of the Art,” he said, “It cost me a fortune.”
I said, “Awesome. What type is it?”
He said, “ Two thirty.”
Nihilistic works of art don't make a lot of money....
Because its a Nietzsche market
Asian martial arts must be very dehydrating...
because every second line in a movie is "Wataaah!".
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
What's a sheep's favorite art style?
Old man Art was planting flowers in his front yard. The homeowners’ association fined him $100.
Yard Art is strictly prohibited.
A friend of mine claimed that you can't make a suggestive phrase out of a martial art
"Muay Thai prove you wrong?"
My son was crying today because he spilled his scrambled eggs all over his art supplies.
He was having an eggs and stencils crisis.
What kind of martial arts do cows like best?
I think I have to rein back my puns. (Art by me)
So today I walked into my art class but..
It seemed a little sketchy.
Yiu know what kind of Martial Arts Jesus practices?
I submitted a statue of myself shaped like a butt to an art contest.
I didn’t win but the judges said I made a real ass of myself.
My cousin's middle school student drew this in her art class
I'm going to start a low carb, high fat and protein combined with martial arts diet
So a sensei or ‘teacher’ at a martial arts school brings a bowl of crispy wontons to class.
He sets it on a plinth and tells the students they’re free to take a couple after class is over. Halfway through teaching the senpai or sensei’s assistant approaches and tells him he has an important phone call. He tells the class to find a partner and practice. He comes back fifteen minutes later and the plinth is knocked over, the bowl is in pieces and the wontons crushed and scattered about. He is dismayed that his students would engage in such sensei-less wonton destruction.
A friend of mine was trying to decide whether to study art or philosophy.
I told him he should draw a conclusion.
I took my cow to an art exhibit.
She really loved the moosaics.
Edit: moosaics instead of mosaics
I've been trying to read a book called "The Advanced Art of Lockpicking"
But I just can't get into it.
I made it to the final round of the Art Competition, but didn’t win.
It turned out to be a draw.
My friends always say contemplating the meaning of art is the most philosophical side to art...
But when I’m drawing, deciding “2B or not 2B” is the real question.
Found this on a wall while Joaquin through an abandoned art building at my University.
I tried to have an art contest with my friend.
But it ended with a draw.
I was going to take an art class in college
But it was too sketchy for me. Something drew me away from it
Pun book I found by art moger ask if you want to see more puns from this
I ordered some art prints weeks back and now I keep thinking that one day my prints will come.
Saw this on classical art memes
I'm open to trying all kinds of art
But still life is where I draw the lime.
There are so many forms of martial arts, it’s kind of.. Kung-Fusing
What is a bearded martial arts instructor's favorite bubble gum?
"Watch Your Tongue", Digital Art, 3600x3600px
Wanna know why I started trying out fabric arts and crafts?
Where do martial arts masters shop for furniture?
at the I-KEA!!!
(I think this is my first original dad-joke)
Art isn't mine but the pun is.
I created a company called Hippy Art
Unfortunately, when we went public we quickly became the laughing stock of the NYSE.
What is a Trump supporter's favorite martial art?
Some people do martial arts to defend themselves. . .
Others do them just for kicks.
Me: Dad can you tell me what a star shaped martial arts weapon is called?
I cannot think of a good art joke.
Oh well, back to the drawing board.
Did you hear about the art competition?
My wife makes art by spending hours painting dots on a canvas to create shapes, she calls it modern art
Why did Dracula get kicked out of art school?
He could only draw blood.
What did the tutor call the 4th year art student's work?
Why did Iron Man fail the martial arts contest?
His moves were a little rusty
I would have won the art contest
"It's time for your martial arts class, son."
Son: "But, I don't even take won do!"
If Metallica went to the Jim Henson school of Arts and Media...
Would they graduate with a Master of Puppets?
(Kudos to my brother for this one.)
What do you call a gathering of T-Rex to share their art and trade good?
I have a friend who’s really into Korean martial arts, he’s known as Taekwonjoe
What would earth be without art?
What would the earth be without art?
Two artists had an art contest