Classic art pun
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Martial arts pun

I was going to write a joke about martial arts, but I decided that it was to offensive

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When I saw this art pun I knew I had to put it here
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President Bush dad jokes his daughter (and the nation) during art gallery interview. [Video, @1:14]

Jenna Bush Hager interviews her dad (Bush 43) for an NBC special on the opening of his art exhibition at the Bush Presidential Library. About a minute in, he slips in a pretty good dad joke:

Jenna: Do these people know that you are painting them?

Bush: Sort of. There's no telling how these people are going to react. I think I told Tony [Blair] I was painting him and he sort of brushed it off.

Jenna: No 'art pun' intended.

Bush: That was definitely an art pun.

http://www.today.com/video/today/54864022#54864022

Edit: Grammar.

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Some fan art I made today
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The result of an art competition...

Is a draw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthewrmshin
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I have decided to go to a city in SW France to study history and art.

I figure, what do I have Toulouse.

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I was pondering some of the practical arts that are dying out like silversmithing and coppersmithing.

One of the most tragic is the art of hand making exit signs which is really on the way out.

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I just read in the newspaper: "Painting stolen from art museum found by a set of dustbins."

Those dustbins must be very intelligent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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If Da Vinci saw the Mona Lisa in an art museum,

I think he would have Louvred it

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People ask me how I got so good at martial arts

I have a senseitional trainer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
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Have you heard the news about the Art club going missing.

They disappeared without a trace.

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Fellow Dads, Help me name this Garden Art

Looking for what my fellow Dads would name this garden artwork in my buddies yard.

Carved Tree

I called it GandOwlF

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Collecting Impressionist art is a pricey hobby.

It requires a lot of monet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
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Why was the art restorer sent to prison?

He was a Monet launderer.

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Our art teacher wanted us to come closer to sketch an aspect of distance or time...

We all drew near.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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An eggciting resin art project
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What's the difference between baseball and Chinese martial arts?

In baseball, many men chew, but few men smoke. In Chinese martial arts, many men smoke, but fu manchu.

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We just bought a painting by a farmer who only creates art of cows and horses.

His name is Oscar Moo-neigh.

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She nailed this nail art
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The only type of art that people despised

Fart

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Two artists had an art contest. How did it end?

It ended in a draw.

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Look, everyone. It's Count Spatula. (Original art by me)
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Who improved the art of stealing to perfection?

Rob Boss.

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I'd like to believe I'm okay at art, but
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What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at martial arts?

The Carroty Kid

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I asked Ryu if i could learn martial arts at his level yesterday

He said: β€œSuuuuureee YOU can!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
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What is a sailor's favorite type of art?

Port-raiture

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He knows the subtle art of denial

Because he Noes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
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Why was Hitler rejected from art school?

They did nazi his artistic talent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realsuperguy199
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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Did you hear about the baker who started taking martial arts classes?

After only 4 weeks he was a black belt in Tae Kwon Dough

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There is a robot creating art by copying things frΓ₯m star wars. Art o' dito

from*

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They kicked me out of art school when my sculpture didn't work out as planned.

I reached my statue of limitations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
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Y'all like my sprite art? v.redd.it/doqwvvw311b41
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What type of martial arts do viruses know?

Kung flu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/da_one1morelight
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Thought you all might enjoy the art I made for new ears eve
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I was going to get a tattoo in Madrid, but the tattoo artist I wanted to go to got in trouble for making some anti government tattoo art, which was quite a surprise

No one expects the Spanish ink sedition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
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What does a martial arts expert drink?

Kara-tea

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I was going to study the art of treating the body by rubbing and kneading my wife's body to stimulate circulation...

But then I found out that would be massage-ony.

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I went to an art gallery in my van...

But when i came back i couldn’t find it. Where did my Van Gogh?

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Pun art
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The art critic had to see a podiatrist.

He was diagnosed with aesthetes foot. (OC)

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The art of policing
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Masturbating to art
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Me: I love going to art school! My wife: you can’t go any more!

Me : but that’s where I draw the line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
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I like more formalized martial arts than Muay Thai.

I’ve started studying Muay Suit and Thai.

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My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. β€œState of the Art,” he said, β€œIt cost me a fortune.”

I said, β€œAwesome. What type is it?”

He said, β€œ Two thirty.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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So somebody asked if I can make martial arts joke

I replied I kendo it.

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What would Earth be without art?

Eh.

Literally just had this one made up by my 10 year old. So proud!

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I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.

But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.

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Billy turned in his art project and his teacher said β€œThis piece of paper has nothing on it?”

Billy replied β€œI drew a blank”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
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Street Fighter fan art.
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why are the discarded papers that once held the halloween candy just like vocalists who have lost their rhythm, art, and poetry?

they are both empty rappers

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What do you call a canadian prime minister that practises martial arts?

Justin judeau

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I had a marriage counselling session with my wife and we were prescribed Marital Arts classes, after which our relation became more violent...

I'm starting to think the therapist didn't make a spelling mistake.

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Nihilistic works of art don't make a lot of money....

Because its a Nietzsche market

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Asian martial arts must be very dehydrating...

because every second line in a movie is "Wataaah!".

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Clip art
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What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?

Bruce Leaf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tommyboy3111
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What's a sheep's favorite art style?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElvisDumbledore
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Old man Art was planting flowers in his front yard. The homeowners’ association fined him $100.

Yard Art is strictly prohibited.

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My son was crying today because he spilled his scrambled eggs all over his art supplies.

He was having an eggs and stencils crisis.

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My cousin's middle school student drew this in her art class
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicalBear202
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I think I have to rein back my puns. (Art by me)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/weakshiv
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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So today I walked into my art class but..

It seemed a little sketchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicDuck511
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A friend of mine claimed that you can't make a suggestive phrase out of a martial art

I asked:

"Muay Thai prove you wrong?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JokerInATardis
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I submitted a statue of myself shaped like a butt to an art contest.

I didn’t win but the judges said I made a real ass of myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rurgtide
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What kind of martial arts do cows like best?

Mooy Tai

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Yiu know what kind of Martial Arts Jesus practices?

Judo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rasberryjam5151
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So a sensei or β€˜teacher’ at a martial arts school brings a bowl of crispy wontons to class.

He sets it on a plinth and tells the students they’re free to take a couple after class is over. Halfway through teaching the senpai or sensei’s assistant approaches and tells him he has an important phone call. He tells the class to find a partner and practice. He comes back fifteen minutes later and the plinth is knocked over, the bowl is in pieces and the wontons crushed and scattered about. He is dismayed that his students would engage in such sensei-less wonton destruction.

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Art
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I'm going to start a low carb, high fat and protein combined with martial arts diet

Aiketo

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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Found this on a wall while Joaquin through an abandoned art building at my University.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coreyisthename
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I took my cow to an art exhibit.

She really loved the moosaics.

Edit: moosaics instead of mosaics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rqstaz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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A friend of mine was trying to decide whether to study art or philosophy.

I told him he should draw a conclusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Saw this on classical art memes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AristonD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Pun book I found by art moger ask if you want to see more puns from this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmanoMuskrat
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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I've been trying to read a book called "The Advanced Art of Lockpicking"

But I just can't get into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjfufoensvdbfkd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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I was going to take an art class in college

But it was too sketchy for me. Something drew me away from it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlexmanCFL
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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I made it to the final round of the Art Competition, but didn’t win.

It turned out to be a draw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedeafbadger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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My friends always say contemplating the meaning of art is the most philosophical side to art...

But when I’m drawing, deciding β€œ2B or not 2B” is the real question.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InformerMaz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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I ordered some art prints weeks back and now I keep thinking that one day my prints will come.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shagminer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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"Watch Your Tongue", Digital Art, 3600x3600px
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arty298
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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I'm open to trying all kinds of art

But still life is where I draw the lime.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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There are so many forms of martial arts, it’s kind of.. Kung-Fusing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1ky1e1
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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What is a Trump supporter's favorite martial art?

Krav MAGA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bugbrain_04
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Some people do martial arts to defend themselves. . .

Others do them just for kicks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avartes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Art isn't mine but the pun is.
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What’s hitlers least favorite martial art?

Jew-jitsu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dugganlord
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Where do martial arts masters shop for furniture?

at the I-KEA!!!

(I think this is my first original dad-joke)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfessorOfLies
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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What is a bearded martial arts instructor's favorite bubble gum?

Kung Fu Man Chew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rideintips
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Wanna know why I started trying out fabric arts and crafts?

I felt like it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Me: Dad can you tell me what a star shaped martial arts weapon is called?

β€œShuriken”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DolphinzX
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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What did the tutor call the 4th year art student's work?

A masterpiece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExterminatorRex
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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I created a company called Hippy Art

Unfortunately, when we went public we quickly became the laughing stock of the NYSE.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MandolinMusic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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What would earth be without art?

It's eh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeezy_Reborn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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