Arthritis Puns

A list of puns related to "Arthritis"

Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritis pain...

In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support...

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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How do you feel about arthritis

I have heard pretty swell

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👤︎ u/BAD_Productions
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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What did the window washer with arthritis say to the broken window?

I feel your pane.

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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My dad doesn’t like it when I talk about his arthritis.

He says it’s a sore subject.

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👤︎ u/TinglyFart77
📅︎ Oct 27 2019
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What kind of arthritis feels the worst?

Sorry-atic arthritis.

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👤︎ u/oftenoffend
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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After 30 years bent over his broom, a Janitor was sure he had arthritis. After confirming this, his doctor asked how he knew.

"Oh, It was just a hunch."

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👤︎ u/_joj
📅︎ Nov 27 2017
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Can arthritis make you queer?

Well, it did make Ben Gay...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Dec 20 2016
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Mom: "Stop cracking your knuckles, it causes arthritis."

Me: "No it doesn't, that's just a myth."

Dad: "Maybe it's just myth-understood."

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👤︎ u/GambitGamer
📅︎ Mar 01 2014
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Why couldn’t the dog tell you what type of dog he was?

Because he had barkthritis

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👤︎ u/coloredboyadvance
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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Got into an argument with my wife about whether she was cute or a pain in the mornings.

We settled on acute pain. She now responds to “Arthritis”

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👤︎ u/bradensharp
📅︎ Feb 22 2019
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What kind of joint problems do fungi have?

Mushroomatoid arthritis

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👤︎ u/kaela1201
📅︎ Oct 27 2018
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