Gout Puns

A list of puns related to "Gout"

What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A centipede with gout.
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👤︎ u/AtheistAmericannabis
📅︎ Aug 20 2018
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The new Nas album King’s Disease may not have been the GOAT

But it is GOUT

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👤︎ u/Barefoot-JohnMuir
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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I went to the docs because of sore feet..

He said "Gout."

I replied "But I've just got here."

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👤︎ u/OliPark
📅︎ May 06 2020
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Im convinced that ive got a foot disease

There's not a gout in my mind.

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👤︎ u/MrFluxed
📅︎ Nov 19 2018
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Will I be able to play the guitar?

My dad was at the doctors seeing about gout in his fingers and a possible operation to help the pain.

Dad: 'Will I able to play the guitar?'

Doctor: 'yes'

Dad: 'Good, I couldn't before'

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👤︎ u/scottwalker88
📅︎ Dec 22 2013
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